But he could totally identify which one was the elephant, and didn't confuse it with the rhino or the camel even once. I'm pretty sure that qualifies anyone to be the bigliest president.

Yeah, but Biden was just so old. Many people said so!

Different thing. During his first term, he claimed to have aced a certain cognitive test his doctors gave him. When questioned about it, it sounds like he got the MoCA test, which you can see here:

https://geriatrictoolkit.missouri.edu/cog/MoCA-8.3-English-Test-2018-04.pdf

Yeah, that's not a test an adult takes when your doctor thinks everything in your brain is fine.

Let's hope its a trilogy and there's no reboots.

He's got the best dementia. It's so hot. Everyone is saying how great his dementia is.

His test came back positive!

Feeling hungover and not having gods chosen around will probably at least balance it out where you’ll still be ecstatic at least. Champagne is damn good though, hangover be damned so long as you drink a normal amount of water.

If I may ask, what conditions?

I'm currently trying to figure out why alcohol triggers migraines for me, but only sometimes. Lately it's been most times. I only drink socially now, and even then, more often than not I abstain.

I'm not talking big drinking, I mean one Manhattan can either be the beginning of a fun night where I might have two or three more drinks, tops. Or I can feel the headache starting before I even finish the first drink.

Replace whiskey with gin, vodka, beer, wine, whatever. All have the same 50/50 chance of ruining my night and next day, depending on how hard I ignore it. No rhyme or reason to what alcohol does it, though I admit to not being extremely scientific.

Sugar level doesn't seem to have an effect. Hyper hydration seemingly helps sometimes? But barely. Even with liquid IV or lmnt pregame, no dice. I drink plenty of water every day regardless, I like sugary foods but I avoid pop like the plague.

My recent blood work was all good, fasting glucose was good, so I don't think it's diabetes.

Doctor wasn't extremely helpful. He did recommend trying tiny amounts of alcohol, and different types of alcohol. Trying to see if some combination can bring relief. Then just drink that.

My most recent thought was that maybe it has some connection to my teeth. I get migraines for seemingly no reason, but a bad toothache can definitely be a trigger. I've got a couple bad teeth, and I grind. But dentistry is expensive, so it'll be awhile, if ever, before I find permanent relief there.

Strawberry shake, even better. Or a mango lassi.

I have a bottle of Michel Forgeron Barrique 1984 I've been sipping now and then. I dress for a Kool-Aid budget but live a cognac life.

yeah i celebrate with port

I love the specificity of Mexican beer.

Until he stops talking I'm drinking Mexican water :(

Or you could buy some good scotch instead.

Martinelli's was good enough for me when I was 8, and it is good enough for me at 48.

Explanation: this is a carbonated apple juice, growing up this was provided at many parties for kids as an alternative to champagne. We keep a bottle in our house for celebrations still.

I’m glad you are staying to true to yourself and your own needs, but you can find other ways to celebrate that work for you.

And he couldn't even remember them, so he glanced around the room and came up with person, woman, man, camera, TV.

Fucking cash back credit card ads in my head now. I wish ublock worked on my TV

And I think it's about time we do something about it!

It would be literally the most hilarious in the history of US politics if it wasn't such a horrible reality we're in.

If you wrote something this absurd into a book, your editor would make you rewrite it.

Or both