QUEEN’S PARK - After resale tickets to the Blue Jays’ World Series immediately skyrocketed into the thousands of dollars, Ontario Premier Doug Ford held a press conference to place the blame solely on the total dickhead of a premier who scrapped a resale-capping law in 2019.

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"I mean seriously, folks, I can’t believe you all previously elected a guy who would do something like that,” the Premier continued. “You’re lucky you have me now, as opposed to whoever that guy was in April of 2019. What a jerk. I’m gonna create legislation that will stop this from happening again. Unless one of my donors asks me not to, in which case, I probably won’t.”