Oh cool, the Epstein Ballroom.
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It's the Epstein Ballroom
IF we ever take our country back, the first thing we should is tear down that monstrosity, and replace it with the original plan, and charge him for the job. After all, he never asked permission, he just took a bulldozer to the most iconic building in America.
Convert it into a museum dedicated to memorializing and studying America's greatest failings and violations.
I would prefer it becomes a sort of cautionary museum, about how vigilant we must be to protect our country from traitors and criminals who want to exploit it. We can call it the Trump Museum of Treason.
But no, he loves his name too much. I am of the mind to erase all mention of him from history, the way the Pharaohs would chip their predessessors names from their monuments.
He can be referred to as He Who Must Not Be Named.
Trump Trauma Room... for everyone to remember the peril MAGA Republicans have caused.
I dunno, have you seen how big that thing is? You can fit a lot of guillotines in there.
Demolish that shit again.
I'd want to, but that might be throwing good money after bad. Maybe they'll find a better purpose for it.
Throwing good money after bad would be spending another $200,000,000 to retrofit the monstrosity and be sure there are no "Russian clocks."
Just demolishing the thing and acting like a Kaiju stepped on the east wing might be petty and wasteful, but it wouldn't be throwing good money after bad.
No-one is every gonna call it anything but the Epstein ballroom.
The republicans will.
They will then use their media arm to accuse us all of something sinister hoping the name won’t stick.
The name will stick
The Epstein Ballroom.
Meh, I'm kinda hoping we dissolve the presidency redistribute control of the different agencies to answer to congress and get rid of the stupid presidential elections every 4 years. Changing the whole landscape that is our party system because it won't be so much of a popularity contest and commemorate it by demolishing the White House and putting a park in its place.
Why does the White House even need a Ballroom? Do they throw many balls?
The only dance they'll allow is the Presidential Double Handjob.

Money laundering scheme, maybe?
The Epstein Memorial Gilded Rapetorium.
new $300 million White House ballroom
Wasn't it $200 million a week ago? Did they do a proper procurement with the right building specification or they're just eyeballing the price because anyway they asked the president's friend to build it with the bribe "donation" money and they're "uh yes we need another $100 mil "donation" to finish it"
My personal conspiracy theory is that they aren’t building a 300 million dollar ballroom, they are building a 275 million dollar new secret bunker with a 25 million dollar ballroom on top.
As far as I've heard, they don't even have any blueprints or permits.
Epstein Ballroom.
What's the point of this story? Everyone already knew that. He puts his name on literally everything he can get away with. It would be news if he was planning to name it after anyone else.
Does he have everything printed because he’s too stupid to use a computer?
How can one be born with this level of unsubstantiated narcissism & delusions of grandiosity?
He is the best example of why society shouldn't let people accumulate extreme wealth. Getting everything you want your whole life is poison to the soul. Pair that with a personality disorder or severe mental illness and you get an unholy cocktail of character flaws and vices that the devil himself wouldn't care to partake in.
Democrats should officially rename it to "The Trump and Epstein Ballroom" before demolishing it. :)
Fox news wouldn't know how to report that news.
I was hoping he'd name it "The Trump Room", which is hilarious as a Brit.
I dumb get it
Trump is British slang for fart.
Interesting.
I'll pay you back with "Putín" (pooh-teen), which means little slut/bitch/fag in Mexican Spanish.
That's offensive to Poutine, I prefer chips and cheese, but I'm going to make chips and cheese with halloumi for tea tonight. Probably sounds like a crime to those from Quebec.
They're really going to call it the "Rancid Pile of Dogshit and Pig Jizzum Ballroom"?
The Trump Treason Room
Reminds me of a shitty Russian palace. If and when the USA returns to sanity, the next leaders should ask the voters if they want the damn thing demolished and bring back the Rose Garden too. Of course use union labor.
The Donald J Trump Raped Children Ballroom. Or just "the ballroom" if you're into the whole brevity thing. (Who the hell would ever use the "full" name?)
Remember Trump also means poop
wanna bet hes going to just pocket most if not all the cash, instead of building it. the estimats for the cost is up to 350mil right now.
Next president, assuming we get one, should complain, very publicly how ugly and gaudy it is. Then either bulldoze it. And also plant grass in the garden again.
Isn't Whitehouse ballroom good enough? Why does it need another name? Maybe I don't know enough about balls
The "How to funnel 300 million dollars into the pockets of my business friends -ballroom"
The Orange Racist Ballroom does have a certain ring to it.
Don't forget "pedophile rapist"
Prediction: The Ballroom will never be finished. There will be construction zone where the east wing used to be for the next decade and a half
I agree with the "Epstien Ballroom" because its self-serving, exploitative to the taxpayer and will be very ball-focused. Oh wait, maybe "Trump Ballroom" works?
Other than the Epstein Ballroom, we could name it... The Pedo Ballroom Rapist Ballroom Felon Ballroom Russia, Russia, Russia Ballroom Traitor Ballroom The Dick Tater Memorial Ballroom
Whatever. Trump is super modest, he would never slap his name on something. He has too much taste and gravitas for such petty things.




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