...y'all didn't grow up eating kraft mac n hot dogs cut up in it?
o.o
...y'all didn't grow up eating kraft mac n hot dogs cut up in it?
o.o
This might be the most stereotypically American thing I've ever seen
In Britain it would be "try with BANGERS instead of black pudding"
Not going to lie, I call this the "fuck we're out of bread" when she says she wants a hot dog. I don't care for hot dogs much, but I just leave them in the freezer door and they last.
When she says she wants a hot dog, she's not talking about the kind you have to cook :-D
Bad Hanson go back to embarrassing yourself on YouTube.
Do ... do you think talking to predators trying to offend is embarrassing?
You uh... you might want to reconsider many life choices if you think so...
No I'm referring to how Hanson was being a dip shit on YouTube clout chasing like a dumbass awhile back.
Clout chasing? Do you mean doing collabs to advertise his new ventures?
What a privilege it is to live in walking distance to a supermarket - this problem doesn't even exist for me, being out of something just means I walk 4 minutes and buy it.
When I lived in Florida it was like that. It would be about 3.5 hours walking for me to do it where I am now. (Including the way back)
According to Google maps, a one way walking trip to the nearest grocery store would take 4 hours and 36 minutes for me.
I grew up across the street from a large grocery store, and around the corner from a convenience store, but still my mom would stockpile many months worth of stuff like flour, sugar, oats, spices, tea...
I mean, you're not wrong.
I grew up poor, in the US, mom had 0 cooking skill, mac and cheese and sliced hot dogs was pretty common.
I can try to spin that positively as 'at leasr I have more experience being broke than most people who are new to being broke', lol.
I mean it's just some pasta and seasoning that you add beef to, it's not even that weird
Protip: Hamburger Helper has always been the most expensive way to do this. Buy raw macaroni and one of those seasoning spice packs (e.g. taco mix) if you're not good with measuring seasoning or have none at home. Take a photo of the Hamburger Helper directions (on the box) with your phone if you need something to go by.
There are probably tons of such recipes online too.
I ate a lot of hamber helper growing up. Often with weird meat we would get from food pantries. Like bison. Emu. And my dad would hunt deer some times or a relative would so we would eat it with ground venison. Which apparently is considered gourmet meat but I really do not like it. It always tastes like blood to me.
Anyway, when I was lucky enough to get it with ground beef, I recall actually loving it.
As an adult I haven't really eaten it so I went and bought a box a while back.
I think the cheeseburger kind.
Jesus. It's so gross and bland. Like salted cardboard. It also only had like 3/4 of a cup of dried noodles in it.
I remember a box of it feeding all 3 of us kids easily. With leftovers. There is very little yield after it cooks now. Shrink-flation.
Now I will say the box casseroles that Aldi sells are decent.
I like the orzo cheese broccoli one and the hamber one , which I cook with peppers. It has a strong cilantro flavor.
But the Hamber Helper brand ones are just so gross. I don't know if the flavor has changed or maybe they were always that bad.
I swear so much food I thought was good as a kid literally just tastes like salted cardboard. Tostitos "pizzas". Pizza rolls, McDonald's food.
I'm pretty sure they have stopped putting seasoning on a lot of food to cut costs.
The comments are teaching me I grew up poor and still eat poor.
I mean I knew the second part. But those damn canned mixed veggies were disgusting.
My youth prepared me for this and my post-schooling education helped me minmax for it.
I still have a sweet spot for canned corn, especially creamed, as well as canned green beans.
Canned green beans have such a nostalgic taste, love them
Canned green beans are great. I don't care how many fancy meals I eat, there's always gonna be a place for that nostalgic flavor.
And canned corn is basically my preferred method of adding corn to soups.
Creamed corn and green beans are amazing agreed.I also picked up a love of canned sweet peas.
Some things can way better than others.
Ew, are you talking about those canned mixed veggies that had the little red pepper in them too? Like red bell pepper or something.
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Sorry, I'm European, could someone explain what Hamburger Helper actually is?? I've heard the brand name before and assumed it was just some kind of seasoning powder for making hamburgers, but this image looks more like it's more like powdered sauce base for a whole range of random meals?
It's cheap pasta with a sauce you add hamburger to.
Oh, you eat it without the bread?
Yeah; you don't put a hamburger into it, just ground beef (or chicken, or tuna, or whatever other meat you'd like, really). lol
If you had money for a hamburger, you probably wouldn't be eating Hamburger Helper.
Yeah, that makes sense. I can even imagine how it tastes now.
Around here, people use spaghetti (and probably an egg to make it larger), what is probably not too different.
Take that imagined taste and make it about 30% worse then you're in the ballpark.
30% worse, 150% saltier.
I skip the box and throw paprika and onion and garlic powders on my ground beef, brown it. Add ziti noodles, or anything I have, add beef stock and water. Let the pasta become tender, abt 7-8 mins. And throw in a huge glob a sour cream and mix it in. Salt as needed, skip the sodium spike
Adding eggs to random shit really does help it feel more filling. Like if I eat a packet a ramen I would never feel full, throw in a couple eggs and it's fine. And I can't afford to go to the doctor so it's not like they can tell me my shit diet is killing me. I didn't know what a frittata actually was until recently. We have chickens and I was trying to get rid of some eggs and my fiance found a frittata recipe online. It's basically, whatever you've got throw in a vessel with eggs and bake it. Cut up peppers, onions, can of green beans, or corn, maybe some sausage or whatever you had left, add that other can you had sitting in the cupboard throw it in the oven and go sit down. It may not be considered a frittata at that point. What spices were added. Whatever the fuck sounded good at that moment. Probably some Tajin, why not.
Why am I still typing, I don't even know what I was talking about... Maybe I'm hungry
it’s the kit to make the meal in the front, just need to add the hamburger… or hot dogs…
but yea it has the seasonings, maybe emulsifiers, the macaroni, and instructions, and that’s it
ooh, hamburger as in, ground meat? For me a hamburger is always the round puck of meat between buns, makes more sense if it's just the generic name for the meat itself!
Usually people say ground beef, but some call it hamburger meat, or just hamburger.
It's because ground beef became synonymous with Hamburg steaks, which was basically a patty of ground beef. Some dude went to a Hamburg steak place and wanted to get it to go so they slapped it between two pieces of bread and thusly the hamburger was born.
Seemingly many great dishes were born from impatient diners.
Thickeners too. Modified corn starch. Less objectional ingredient really since starch as a sauce thickener instead of reduction is pre industrial and modified starch is frankly a good innovation. I don't want to sit there and stir. People who make pudding from scratch with regular corn starch are insane.
A box meal. Like a cake mix. It comes with parts of the meal, the pasta and the sauce, and you add the meat and milk, water, butter. Whatever else it calls for. These are cheap. And don't take very long to make.
They are mostly eaten by poor people and kids. They have very little nutritional value and are high in carbs, sugar, and salt.
The high carbs and protein (if you are rich enough to add meat) make the food very filling though. Some people call this type of food "comfort food". It definitely will make your stomach feel full and content.
But it's not good food for you.
You're not quite there yet. It still says 'real cheese'.
It's not "real cheese" it's "Real Cheese™", it really tastes like cheese.
Ah, Real Cheese brand cheese flavored product.
Pretty sure fake cheese is made with vegetable oil, no?
Also the other day I bought a small block of kraft brand Colby cheese. A little treat for myself.
I always buy whichever brand is on sale. I'm not a cheese snob or anything.
Anywho. I got it out to eat it.
It's super soft. Like. .. well like fake cheese. Just like their kraft singles.
Floppy oily yellow cheese.
I got swindled. It says it's Colby. But it's not ! It's the fake cheese !
Not happy. Won't ever buy it ever again.
They just started doing this. It was real cheese not that long ago. I suspect it's been "cut," with fake cheese.
Like it's not 100% fake cheese. But like 60% fake cheese.
I checked packaging to make sure I just didn't buy the wrong stuff. Nope. It definitely says Colby cheese.
Minimum viable product kind of cheese
"made with" real cheese.
They throw a one ounce cube in with each batch.
Les pieds de raccoon, such a delicacy
Not to mention la queue du rat, la tête de pigeon, and la languette de la botte!
Laguette de la botte is definitely a dish I would try at a French restaurant
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