It's very telling that like 10 minutes into being actively arrested for drunk driving this dude hears an accent and immediately keys on it. Like he can avoid getting arrested by trying to ICE up a police officer arresting him

the officers informed him that his sons’ mother—with whom Deiseroth had said earlier he was going through a divorce—would pick up the two children at the police station.

This story is gonna go over so well in the divorce proceedings

Dude would have been dragged out of his car and tased and ziptied if he was brown. Broski was given time to leisurely talk to his kids through the back window before discussion behind the vehicle.

Schadenfreude timestamp is about 30 minutes in.

Highlight from cop to ICE agent:

I got a DUI two years ago, just go jail and cry about like a man

And without the slightest hint of irony:

I'm just doing my job, it pays the bills, I can't say no.

Like, he seemed to be sincere, but using the stereotypical "just following orders" to a modern Nazi is peak irony. It pretty much broke the ICE guys brain

The officer proceeded to administer field sobriety tests. During the tests, another officer came over to ensure that Deiseroth did not stumble while trying to walk a straight line along the side of a busy highway.

Deiseroth then questioned why the second officer, who was Black, was there, and the officer informed him that it was to prevent him from getting hit by oncoming traffic.

Deiseroth responded by repeatedly asking the officer, "Are you Haitian?"

Deiseroth was then informed by the officer administering the sobriety test that "it doesn't matter" where the other officer was from or his heritage.

"Yes it does," Deiseroth replied.

Ignorant sack of shit to the bitter end.

Man, Do i respect this guy. Kids in the back crying, you drunk as fuck, and about to go to jail. Does that stop him from being racist? Fuck No! What a winner. Can't see why his wife left him?

After failing the sobriety tests, Deiseroth was placed in handcuffs and informed that he was being placed under arrest. He then pleaded with the officers to not take him to prison and asked what they were going to do with his two children.

... I really don't think I could properly express my sentiments about both the level of parental care and hypocrisy on display here in a way that wouldn't get me at least a stern talking-to by some fed dipshit,

So I'll just leave this article about teenagers and young adults who have been forced to become caretakers for their younger siblings after their parents were kidnapped by ICE (arc) instead

I can't believe all those "come on guys" pleas didn't work.

Ladies and gentleman, meet the next member of the Trump Cabinet.

ICE is a jobs program for racist losers who can’t get one or hold one down anywhere else

Just fucking keys on that dude having an accent halfway through being arrested. He's so drunk he can't walk a line but the Nazi shit is reflex level.

It’s really hard to have sympathy for someone begging to see their kids when they drove recklessly with them in the car.

Also, you know, the whole ripping other families apart, for the law or whatever. I guess he’s cool with enacting destruction, but not so much on the receiving end.

It’s not like I’d expect much self awareness, but come on, dude… “I’m federal.” “Why you fucking me?” “Are you Haitian?” and you can’t walk a straight line? Who is really fucking who? Hint: look in the mirror. Personal responsibility, homie…

Dude was promoted to Hegseths drinking buddy and added to the signal group chat before the test was even over.

If two non-white ICE agents were off duty and had an argument with each other at a bar, they'll definitely try to deport each other lol.

A woke officer arrested one of our strong ICE agents. We need to send in the Fascist Taskforce and replace that loser governor of Florida.

Empathy for me, not for thee.

I bet that cop is going to get snatched by the Nazi Gestapo soon

Dude was hoping to deport the officers

His shirt advertising a Brewing Company is just icing on the cake

Lol. When being treated respectfully feels like oppression.

Of course some people of any group will do shitty things like DWI. That's not news. It doesn't tell us anything about the group. This is anecdotal.

But it's shocking that being held accountable is newsworthy. These people operate above the law. Even when not related to their job, they often are. That's fucked

I usually feel embarrassed by schadenfreude. I’m okay in this case.

IQE people are garbage people.

I'm not defending this guy in the least, but as a recovering alcoholic, this was hard to watch. You never know when you're going to hit your rock bottom, but if this wasn't it for him, I don't know what it would be. Getting pulled over with your kids is awful.

I've been sober for years, but you always have to keep your guard up for triggers, and have an emotional support group that is willing to support you. I know his occupation, as well as that of the cops that pulled him over, is controversial, but I just hope he is able to pull through this. His kids deserve better.

He then pleaded with the officers to not take him to prison and asked what they were going to do with his two children.

He's probably detained innocent immigrants while their children witness the horror too. I hope it haunts this fucking Nazi while he rots in a cell.

They should totally have had a gunfight right there and then with lots of innocent bystanders getting hit and both parties calling for backup against the other. It would have been the most American thing ever. It could have been the spark that lit the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny.

"Records at the Monroe County Sheriff’s Office show that Deiseroth was subsequently charged with one misdemeanor count of driving under the influence and two felony counts of reckless child endangerment."

I'm sure this will go well with his divorce and child custody proceedings, at least for the children, that is. smh

Wait, is he an alleged ICE officer, or alleged for DUI? Those are drastically different things.

Don't Fuck Me Lane.