Warm syrup can't melt flour beams

I don't believe he did it at all. They lied. It was an inside job.

Wait why does he look like Linus Torvalds

That’s actually 9 seconds and 11 minutes in American datetime.

Osama Bin Latke

Steel forks can't melt dough and syrup!

Just give me all the pancakes you have. Wait, wait. I'm worried what you just heard was, "Give me a lot of pancakes." What I said was, "Give me ALL the pancakes you have". Do you understand?

When they said never forget, I didn't realize it was because the memes would never stop.

I'd hijack that plate

Never forget o7

bush did it first

I didn’t think you could have pancakes in poor taste but here we are

It's been over 22.3 years, though

If it had been at Taco bell, it would have been a sad day with bells ringing for each layer. I don't know, I'm Reading too much into it. But it needs powdered sugar.

Tacky.

Imma go on record as a new Yorker and say this shirt is fucked up.

That guy is a jerkbag, and I don't care what anyone says.

Peace.