That's preposterous... He simply violently abducted her, put a black hood over her head, sent her to a 3rd world country that she's never been to and the authoritarian government there shot her because they couldn't feed her.
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We waited till he showed up to immigration court canceled their hearing, arrested them, and body slammed their pleading wife on the ground.
Best part would be the ICE agent father coming home every day with slightly different colored hair and different height and build every evening. He never takes off his mask, glasses or hat, so the family never know who he is ... or if it's the same person.
Tacos for dinner? *loads rifleβ¦
Only tacos allowed in this house

He did not wash his hands before eating.
Maaan, I was at an RV park some years ago camping, and there's the restroom ya know. Anyway in all my times in the restroom, I never heard none of these chuds I was surrounded by wash their hands once.
Like take a piss and not wash is one thing, if yer pecker's clean, and ya didn't piss on yerself, no harm no foul, but to lay a nasty dookie, wipe yer hemroided ass and just waltz back to the BBQ is fuckin' foul.
You assume they wiped. Touching your asshole is gay or something.
That's how I caught the gay. Finger poked through the TP and touched my b-hole. Never been the same since.
you sure they ain't just removing their butts and attaching a new one every time they dump?
Well, whatever doesn't kill you...gives you pinkeye, e.coli, and chlamidya.
Did you ever get the chance to invoke your username in those RV park male restrooms?
He is holding some kind of cloth in the 2nd panel. Maybe we just missed it.
I am curious what happened to the bite on the fork in the 3rd panel though.
Then we had another who followed procedure perfectly, but I thought she might be glaring at me when I looked away, so I shot her.
27b/6? Like... David Thorne?
And thank God all this work theyβre doing is creating more jobs for Americans! Donβt look at the jobs report, that was fabricated by the DNC.
This is inaccurate, as none of the children or wife have bruises, or that 1000 yard stare associated with PTSD.
Replace wholesome dinner with horrifying domestc violence and then it will be accurate.
Bold of you to imagine ICE people have any friends or family. They return home every day to their own wanking hand.
No dude, ICE is anti-american
At least ICE agents get a bonus for what you do for free, chicken

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