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[–] 39 points 1 year ago (1 child)

Thankfully without confinement in a barrel cooked off ammo is a lot less dangerous than you might think.

Though you'd still not want to stand near it.

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  • [–] 29 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    This is so unrealistic. No American would say 40 meters.

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  • [–] 27 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Ew gross, a vending machine that dispenses faces!?

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  • [–] 21 points 1 year ago (19 children)
  • [–] 30 points 1 year ago (18 children)

    Apparently a real thing:

    https://americanrounds.com/

    Though it looks like none of them are in Target (I had a hard time believing that anyway, they had a 'no firearms' policy for a long time).

    It looks like there are 7 of them throughout the US; a few in Kansas, 1 in Texas, one in Colorado, and 1 in Alabama.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Thanks for looking it up ! so it's rare. It's kind of a relief. I find it disturbing that weapons are so normalized over there. Of course there are legitimate reasons to own a weapon but still

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago

    Yo I have 4 firearms and I find it disturbing too. It's a huge cultural problem we have that, in my opinion, is one of the reasons we have so many more gun deaths than other nations around the world.

    I'm going to lovingly cradle my SKS and try to not think about it.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    The vending machines are rare, but it's very normal for stores to stock boxes of ammo on their shelves as there's no paperwork or restrictions on it's purchase like with the firearms themselves. I live like a mile from the downtown of ultraliberal Portland Oregon and there are like a dozen stores within a ten minute drive where I can buy a box of rounds.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    Regular family dude several years ago got shot to death by cops at a walmart while carrying a stocked pellet gun around to checkout bc a white person called the cops and described him as angry on the phone. In an open carry state.

    Access is a funny thing. acab.

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  • [–] [S] 2 points 1 year ago

    Likewise and I'm like a 10 minute walk in almost any direction from buying 1000+ rounds of whatever ammo I want no questions asked.

    NGL it's pretty fun to go target shooting but holy hell do some people stock up like the "end is nigh" and they're gonna need to shoot their way out. My local shops have signs now that say only 2 boxes of ammo of any kind per customer per day. Or at least they did the last time I bought ammo. It takes awhile to get through 1000 rounds lol

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  • [–] [S] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Yeah I put "Target" in there for the double meaning not that this thing is actually at a Target

    NGL I cooked on this meme for probably too long lol

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (9 children)

    So I was looking at their little bit on security and I think its a riot that they do not even seem to hint at the issue of a cook off. In fact they seem to think security of live ammunition is just about theft and ID checking.

    "Every transaction is powered by advanced card scanning and facial recognition technology to verify ID and age, ensuring every sale is secure, compliant, and backed by the highest standards of responsibility."

    That is it, nothing else. Even looking at drink vending machines they have info on the mechanics of their machine (how it keeps things cold, how it stores and vends etc.).

    For comparison every place I have seen ammo sold its ether just on a shelf, locked behind glass (not able to hold much pressure), or in a locked metal cage.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (8 children)

    There is so much about this vending machine thats odd, definitely.

    Not the least of which being, you know, fucking ammo in a vending machine.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    Eh, everything vends in the end. That is not the weird part to me, its the blatant disregard of explosive storage safety that has me fascinated. Like this is from a company that makes ammo as well, and this makes me wonder if there is any design for a blow out or if they are also storing ammo like this in their facilities.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (5 children)

    its the blatant disregard of explosive storage safety that has me fascinated

    I mean, thats kind of ubiquitous though.

    This sort of vending option can easily bypass most restrictions because its not a person. Yes, people can help bypass too, still though.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    ?

    There are not really as much restrictions about ammo storage and less so with a vending machine. But what do you mean by bypass? What does it not being a person matter (any storage is not a person unless they are hooping rounds and yet people are still responsible for storage)?

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (3 children)

    I mean in terms of buying it. A vending machine has zero critical thinking skills and can potentially recognize someone behaving oddly, or blatantly using someone else's ID or other similar funny business.

    I'm not talking about storage, the ubiquitous comment was about that. Like you said its almost always stored poorly, a vending machine doesnt change that.

    Sorry I said it poorly and made that unclear

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago* (2 children)

    What? I did not say that. I was talking about storing explosives in a closed metal box (vending machine) is basically a bomb and the company was incorrectly thinking security of live ammo only had to do with theft and access. Did you just do the same exact thing as the people who make this vending machine?

    Also to note, at least outside of america ammo is mostly stored securely (as in not a bomb and not trivially accessible out side of a store). You could argue that it could be better, but honestly the theft part is not the big issue in most places outside of america due to needing a firearm (or rough equivalent) to use the ammo.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (1 child)

    No, I agree that its weird, I'm just saying its weirdly common to the way many locations store ammo. As you mentioned, piling it up under a thin piece of glass or inside a cabinet isn't really better. Its all pretty weird.

    I also think the vending machine aspect is weird because it introduces other problems.

    Many things can be weird about this.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    No piling it up under a thin piece of glass or in a cage is better, like by a explosive amount. I was literally arguing the very opposite of what you have taken from my text, I really must do better it seems.

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  • [–] 37 points 1 year ago

    That vending machine anime is about to get a lot less lighthearted.

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  • [–] 43 points 1 year ago* (2 children)

    This is just one step away from a literal Budget Arms Slaught-O-Matic dispenser. Mike Pondsmith wrote Cyberpunk as satire, not as a rough guide to the future.

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

    I hate to put the joke into the cruel light of reality but ammunition does not shoot when burned, the whole first name for brass cased ammo was "safety rounds" due to the design of the round being crimped means the brass will break open and nothing will shoot out when set off outside of a chamber. A round needs a to be chambered to "shoot" the projectile. When you hear about ammunition "cooking off" what is actually happening is the container the ammo in is acts like a pressure vessel and becoming a bomb. When people are hit with things in an ammo cook off its actually shrapnel (the container) doing most of the damage.

    So in this case it would be the vending machine parts flying into people not the .50 cal rounds "blasting people". And the funny (and very american) thing is that the big old freedom box would be deadly but the racks and racks of unsecured ammo on shelves in cardboard boxes would not be. In fact the more heavy duty and secure you built the vending machine the worst it would be. But who knows maybe they have blast panels on this thing, making it the most over engineered solution to a problem no one should have.

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  • [–] [S] 1 point 1 year ago (1 child)

    A boom is a boom, and the .50 cal rounds got more boom powder in one spot. Them bitches will contribute a lot to the blast.

    And those bullets from those rounds are gonna move in a blast so it'll be vending machine parts AND bullets.

    It also says "blasts everyone" not "shoots everyone"

    So uh, the joke still works.

    And I must agree this is an overengineered solution to a problem that didn't exist that potentially causes more problems. But of course the problem they were trying to solve was likely, "How do we sell ammo in large quantities, hot dogs, AND beer in the same place without having to open a new store?" And so, we get an ammo vending machine placed right next to hot dog and burger buns right near the meat section lol

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    Fun part is when you look at non us places that sell ammo they don't have this issue, I have been in general stores that do sell all 3 items and would never, ever think to do this. Somehow the us manages to be the worst of both no firearm safety knowledge and also thinking everyone should have a firearm.

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago* (2 children)

    Well, I guess we'll never need to ask "why's there ammo everywhere in video games?" Because we put it there. Have you not seen the vending machines?!

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  • [–] 22 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    You have to show ID to buy ammo? The terrorists have won...

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (7 children)

    Don't Americans dare say, that Japan has weird vending machines.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    FYI, you put in "bending machines."

    otoh, Japan does have some bizarre adult devices so maybe you were correct?

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  • [–] -1 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Yeah, I know. The fucking internet comments today. Everybody knows I meant "vending". Everybody knows it was the autocorrect. Yet some asshole will paste a photo of an industrial bender in the comments.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    You made a mistake, it's funny because everyone makes mistakes, we laugh in joy at our shared humanity.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    "When you think murder, think Marcus Munitions!"

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    borderlands real

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

    That's not really what bullets do without a chamber or barrel. Also that is pretty clearly a fireproof safe.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    when they did this in borderlands it was a joke about how gun obsessed their insanely murderous culture was

    now the colonizers are the joke irl

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    “Caveat Emptor!”

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    Ammo pack for the shooters

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    I thought ammo vending machines were just a video game trope.

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