Yo mamma so fat, when she was a baby she was too heavy for the stork and had to be delivered by a crane.

And OSHA said

Nothing, you idiots, OSHAs dead, they're locked up in my basement.

My parents never had sex! I was brought by the stork.

Was that stork called Antonov?

– A lighthearted conversation from my school years.

A toast!

To the stork, who brings good babies. :) To the raven, who brings bad babies. :( To the swallow, who brings.. no babies. ;)