Wholesome

We done made the good cookie that everybody like, and now we get to go home!

I’m thinking you probably don’t

"Oooo what flavor are these Oreos?"

"Rainbow....."

"Ooohhhh yum gimme"

"....trout."

Would the taste testers be able to compare it to the real thing?

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Selena falls into mixer during tour of factory.

Worker races to turn off machine to save her.

Oreo PR person stops them: "Wait. I think I know how to turn this disaster into a gold mine."

Selena Gomez is in the cookie, how much clearer could they be?

My Oreo flavor would be the blond cookies with ham-sweat flavored cream in the middle.

Yeah, but which part? I mean, ear or knee would be fine, but I don't know about elbow.

I find that the freaky Oreo varieties taste great with the first one, but the more you eat the weirder they seem, until by the end of the bag they're certified nightmare fuel. The Apple Pie a la Mode variety is exactly like this. TBF sometimes I eat the entire bag in 10 minutes, so that might be part of the problem.

I tried the swedish fish Oreo once and can accurately say they are an offense to God and man.

Lemon Oreos are dangerously good.

And they say WFH increases productivity.

Lemon thin Oreos are bussin

Coke Oreos were best Oreos. I also loved Oreo Coke.

They’re delicious and I hate myself for liking them.

How could horchata Oreos be anything but delicious?

What do Selena Gomez-flavored Oreos even taste like?

Hey are there any straight guys here, who can answer, does this lady look compelling? Her eyes look like she needs an epi-pen 5 minutes ago, her grimacing-smile looks like someone is holding Natalie Portman hostage, and those photoshopped hands look like she's being operated by Jim Henson. I don't get how we like this now.

Its just the cream part in the middle thats Gomez. They grind her up with a bunch of sugar and push the Gomez out of the extruder between the two cookies.

Thank you so much for validating my brain rot. This was my immediate thought as well.

I know, and I hate it to the core, but I have considered that they might actually be inadvertently helping humanity (at least in the US).

My first thought

Skeet skeet skeet motherf*cker

There's gotta be a better place for this comment. Right now, it's below the Gwenyth Paltrow vagina flavored oreo.

I decided to fry these and have determined that novelty oreos > regular oreos for fried oreos.

Poor girl. She must have been struggling with the worst case of type II diabetes anyone's ever had.

I dunno, have you tried the Reese’s collab?