You know it would have cost you nothing to post this right?

A sausage is ground meat in an intestinal casing.

If you wrap a whole steak in a sausage casing that's not a sausage. You need to pound that dick before you can call it sausage. So at the start of the process it may be way less sausage than by the end, depending on how you go about it, I suppose.

Suddenly I don't want breakfast anymore..

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Since the anus is between two "buns" (asscheeks), you also could also call it some sort of hot dog / sandwich / burger. Cover the penis with mustard and/or ketchup and it'll be perfect (and since the rectum can absorb salt and sugar, some extra nutrition for the anal receiver too!) ;P

If you kiss someone you make a continuous tunnel from your anus to theirs

Hmm very insightful, yes.

I'll give you this mate, you always live up to your name.

Sausage links.

We're all shit sausages.

Does the mouth not connect to the anus? So oral sex would also make you a roundabout kind of sausage?

thanks i cummed

I think you'd also have to stick you penis through a mincer first; please make sure you do that next time. You surely deserve the darwin award for this one.

Well I say it's haggis!

Well this is going to cause people to look at Jimmy Dean differently.