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[–] 23 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (6 children)

Since the anus is between two "buns" (asscheeks), you also could also call it some sort of hot dog / sandwich / burger. Cover the penis with mustard and/or ketchup and it'll be perfect (and since the rectum can absorb salt and sugar, some extra nutrition for the anal receiver too!) ;P

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Hear me out, if they bleed or got the yellow stains...

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