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Headache from doing blow last evening
GF turned 25 and thus became too old
still cringes inside from his acting role in titanic
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Oh how the grapes have gilberted
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This is what 'money can't buy happiness' used to, and should be, about. Construing it to mean that the rest of us should feel content living paycheck to paycheck (or worse) is gross. It's true that you can want for nothing and still be miserable, though.
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> My house is too big
> I have too many wives
> I clogged my toilet this morning because I shited a gold brick
If you only got BJs from MILFs it would never hurt because mommy kisses make booboos go away.
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"You're my best friend, Jerry Smith. I love doing cocaine with you."
E: ducking autocorrupt
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Hot take, but the pursuit of happiness is a sisyphian task. Humans can get used to any amount of wealth and plenty, it just becomes the new norm. You always need more and more, to the point of debauchery.
Tf is vidja? All I got from Google DuckDuckGo was a place in Sweden and IKEA furniture
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