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[–] EldenLord@lemmy.world 70 points 1 year ago (6 children)

More like:

Headache from doing blow last evening

GF turned 25 and thus became too old

still cringes inside from his acting role in titanic

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[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

How many times do you think his gfs have asked him to recreate various scenes from his films, particularly titanic?

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[–] rayquetzalcoatl@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I think the women he goes after are too young to have watched titanic nowadays lol

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[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 child)

I've seen films from before I was born

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[–] rayquetzalcoatl@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Yeah I guess we all have I was just saying... He likes them young innit

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[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 year ago

"Hihi paint me like one..."

"GET OUT"

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[–] abbotsbury@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

brother Titanic is the least of his concerns, even only counting 90s, he still has What's Eating Gilbert Grape, Romeo + Juliet, and The Man in the Iron Mask to live down.

Titanic has it's cheese, but it is perfectly acceptable use of DiCaprio

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