The problem with three-cuing is that it teaches people to skip words they don't know. Having people just not read half the words in comments they are replying to explains so much. No wonder people have bad reading comprehension.

Shits more standardized than you think. Go browse a glass packaging manufacturers site and you'll spot loads of familiar jars.

Now buying in small quantities, that's a problem.

You've linked "machine with oil", the ejaculating one is "machine with grease". I'm on my phone right now so I can't look it up for you, but you should be able to find it on youtube under that name.

I should mention the less horny version came first.

People do this all the time accidentally with drain snakes. So yes.

I don't think Poland is using the US military in lieu of their own defenses but in addition. And who can blame them?

As someone who got a dog a couple years ago: nah still wanna pet all the other dogs too.

Didn't a guys head explode in that episode too?

So back in the day tumblr didn't have comments. It did allow you to add tags when reblogging, so people used that instead. Of course these days tumblr does have comments, but all the good comments still get put in the tags.

Tumblr is a special place.

You're not using microwave save dishes. Microwave safe dishes barely heat up at all in a microwave.

This is the strat. They aren't even any more expensive than a "cheap" smoke detector once you factor in the cost of batteries (not to mention the cost of all the sleepless nights when the infernal thing is beeping because the battery is low)

My dad bought two houses on a government typists salary. Try doing that today.

Never mind that surely a big company doesn't explode the second someone calls in sick. The whole sign makes no sense at all.