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[–] 68 points 1 month ago

Lol the chuff chuff noises add to the experience. Pull the steam whistle when you climax for maximum enjoyment!

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  • [–] 32 points 1 month ago
    [–] 26 points 1 month ago

    Just adds realism to the ‘train going thru the tunnel’ part of the sex montage

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  • [–] 23 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    I think I can I think I can

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  • [–] 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (5 children)

    Arthur Ganson is a kinetic sculpture artist who I at first thought made this. But that's probably not true.

    My first exposure to one of his machines was this oil pump that rocked back and forth ejaculating all over itself. I was going to link it but it looks like he took it apart to make a less horny version

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  • [–] 8 points 1 month ago (4 children)

    You've linked "machine with oil", the ejaculating one is "machine with grease". I'm on my phone right now so I can't look it up for you, but you should be able to find it on youtube under that name.

    I should mention the less horny version came first.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 month ago

    Victorian doctor or steampunk art student? Hmmm

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  • [–] 10 points 1 month ago*

    I never knew that my autism could get a boner, but here we are... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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  • [–] 8 points 1 month ago

    New referent for "running a train" on someone

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago

    Yeah and then the hot steam burns your bum or worse, no thank you.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago
    [–] 3 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Is there a term for someone only interested in sex with machines? Don't kink shame, brother.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago

    Museum of sex, NYC?

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago

    Jonk from WPE would definitely be happy to prove you wrong.

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