So, now we know what was really bothering the Orange POS during the G7 meeting. LOL! The mofo dozed off during the waste of time and money.

He's not happy they smiled and waved at the people they signed away their lives to protect.

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"He’s p---ed off at the soldiers,” Wolff said. “He’s accusing them of hamming it up, and by that, he seems to mean that they were having a good time, that they were waving, that they were enjoying themselves and showing a convivial face rather than a military face.”

The Disaster in Chief doesn't even know what the fuck "hamming it up" means. 🤦‍♂️

Dictators always blame others for their failings.

It's so lovely to hear that he's unhappy!

Hopefully it really hurts his fee-fees that he's despised by anyone with a remotely functioning brain

"we aren't kings"

Cries when parade isn't dictator-y enough.

No one likes you bitch! That's why no one showed up to your backwoods shin-dig. You're a huuuuge orange joke. The likes of which the world has never seen before.

This is what you get when your hiring criteria is who is the best ass kisser.

Goose stepping is actually incredibly difficult and has no military value

I think he somehow associates their behavior with a lack of discipline. He expected coordinated … 🪿 stepping and unwavering devotion to their CiC who has zero respect for them or something? I can’t wrap my head around whatever circles of logic he tries to use

as a tangent we really need to take journalists aside and talk to them about the phrases they're coining to avoid repeating themselves every time they need to describe "talking shit" or "yell at" in an article title.

that they were enjoying themselves and showing a convivial face rather than a military face.

If he didn't want soldiers that were excited to be there, then why did he have them screened for political association to make sure they were his supporters?

I wonder what Kim Jong Un’s reaction was when he saw the photos of Trumps dinky little parade

Hegseth, you royally fucked it up. Leaking classified military in a Signal group chat? Excusable. A White Supremacist? Excusable. Drunken paranoia? Excusable. HOW DARE YOU FUCK UP THE PARADE!? Pack your shit up and go back to Fox News.

HAHAHAHAHA what a fucking toddler. Did they not have enough plain cheese pizza with ketchup for your bday party, you pathetic attention-hungry piece of shit

Guess he'll be trying to outlaw smiling and looking happy now

He’s trying to be a dictator damn it! Why won’t anyone take him seriously? Waaaaah

What a spoiled baby, whining about how his birthday party didn't live up to his dreams.

For Trump's next birthday, he will sell a parade of NFTs featuring lilly-white AI-generated military warriors with faces so hard it will make his pussy wet.

Add "cause and effect" to the list of things he does not grasp or pretends not to. There wasn't some time lord showing people the parade would be too festive. It's a decision made by birthday party attendees in advance which reflects poorly on his ego so it needs to be blamed on anybody but him.

Kegseth had an important meeting