MFW we find out that the shooter is a Republican that's mad about Charlie's about face on Epstein.

"But I thought only Republicans had guns. I only want to target defenseless minorities. I'm not willing to die for this cause!"

Hey man, nice shot!

Such a banger song.

I will always celebrate the death of terrorists that target civilians. Stochastic terrorism is still terrorism.

!music@lemmy.world for people who'd like an instance-agnostic link. Idk of a way to specify the sort using this method tho.

We're not supposed to

You don't tell me what I'm supposed to do!

We're not supposed to celebrate death or violence

It depends on what instance you're on. We don't have ads and corporate masters here. As long as you don't encourage someone to go do something like that I think you'll be fine. Depends on the instance admins tho.

We're not supposed to celebrate death or violence.

I'm not celebrating anything. I don't wish anybody to die, but I certainly won't get dressed to go to everybody's funeral.

I think we could use some more opening statements though.

Ohhh the wu tang post. Chef’s kiss.

Far too subtle for lemmykins.

ObscureMusic (https://sopuli.xyz/c/obscuremusic@piefed.social) has been doing pretty good job, I celebrate posts there all the time. :)

Why are we not supposed to celebrate death?

yeah but i'm done being dishonest

His voice and mannerisms are annoying, but it's what he says that really is the problem. Maybe he thinks Aquaman is now after him.

Here, you can use this to adjust his voice to the nasalliness of your pleasure:

https://blovish.github.io/kirkslider/

He sounds like a gnat on speed.

I still remember his Home Depot trip.

https://inv.nadeko.net/watch?v=wm1CQyuRvTc

The trigger fingers of the John Brown gun club members would probably be really itchy around Benny boy.

"Goddammit! I told you to just nick his ear, like you did with me!"

And another attempt at deflection from the pedo files, 2 birds with one bullet through the neck.

Seems obvious to me, but MAGA Nazis aren't quick on the uptake. Their primary characteristic, after treason, racism, ignorance, and pedophilia, is virtuosic incompetence. Frankly, it's what will finally save America. Their breathtaking stupidity is unsustainable, and will eventually lead to their failure and collapse.

One has a river of blood on his neck. The other keeps his in Palestine

SHapiro also a pro-zionist nazi supporter. since kirk is primarly bankrolled by Putin, it would be in his best interest to rail on ukraine anyways.

It’s literally their whole thing. I’ve even tried to explain it to them but they just say “I ain’t scared.” Oh so that’s why you cling desperately to your guns and your stereotypes? Total lack of fear.