In the closing ceremonies of USAs existence, the man who destroyed it will shine a light on himself as a hero.

Where are the epstein files, kiddy diddler?

Wow this is peak white trash. Is kid rock going to sing the national anthem?

A true, worthy god-emperor would make it a fight to the death and compete personally.

Mountain Dew Camacho was a better president

Biff Tannon everybody.

This is what happens when Biff Tannen becomes Dear Leader.

It is so tasteless and yet so fitting. We will have an abundance of great imagery for the history books.

Did anyone expect a low IQ felon rapist to have class?

This is what America looks like when people let the village idiots out-vote them.

Jesus Christ... We're hitting peak Idiocracy so much faster than the documentary expected.

The nonfiction version of "Idiocracy" brought to you LIVE! Stay tuned for the collapse.

What better celebration is there for Trump's America than locking people in cages?

The president's limo will be there on the front lawn, up on blocks with it's wheels and hood missing. A few barrels will be interspresed with fire for warmpth.

Trump will be seated on a beaten up old lawn chair, the kind that your parents had in the 70s and never got around to replacing. To his right there's a styrofoam cooler; the kind you get at a gas station when your heading out fishing with your pa. It's filled with Pabst Blue Ribbon.

Melania will put her hair up in a Peggy Bundy beehive and squeeze her aging ass into pair of daisy dukes and cowboy boots.

Joe Rogan appears and kneels before Trump before the match begins. But instead of kissing a ring, it's a beer tab.

The festivities begin with Kid Rock catterwalling out what he thinks is the national anthem, but is actually just a bunch of random lyrics he put together during the last time he blacked out.

Dean Cain is the "celebrity" referee for the match and Kevin Sorbo is there to provide some colour commentary alongside Rogan.

Due to the unpopularity of all of them, no one wants to volunteer to be the people in the match, so it eventually Trump sends ICE out to round up some homeless people and it quickly devolves into bumfights_dot_com

It'll be great!

President Camacho

I hope it flops even harder than his stupid military birthday parade.

This just oozes classiness and decorum.

Hey, americans, you should deffo not be embarrassed about this. No way, not one little bit!!!

the UFC fight {...} will involve fighter weigh-ins at the Lincoln Memorial

What next? Mandingo fights on MLK's grave?

Anything to avoid releasing the Epstein Files.

Do tacky people generally know that they're tacky, or is part of tackiness being unaware?

Your tax dollars at work.

Gosh. I thought this was the onion for a second

Gross

President Camacho approves.

Doge sees nothing wrong with this? They cut healthcare but they don't cut a boxing match in the white house?

I suppose it is a small mercy that Hulk Hogan isn't around anymore...

I am surprised they did not set up a colosseum and have migrants fight to the death. Keep it tacky MAGAts.

So he is having two people fight in a cage on his front lawn for his amusement... That definitely doesn't sound like dictator behavior.

White trash all the way

Saw the title and was like 'haha funny, imagine'. Then 'wait, it's not satire??'

UFC and the bro crowd that watches UFC are the ones that loves trump. He knows his crowd

What a fucking lowlife.

Is this the circuses part of “bread and circuses”?

But how is this euro news?

he will find a way to turn it into his birthday event.

We demand Trump to be in the first round!

Let us never forget that wealthy "business men" can be tasteless white trash too. And pedophiles. Actually that overlap is practically a circle.

every time someone has said "this is now Idiocracy", they knew NOTHING.

TeenyTiny™

Elegant

what a terrible website. adding that to my blocklist

also jfc what is going on in america

I've already seen it done better than they could ever put on, although I'd love to watch the lard orange attempt to enter the arena in Auntie's zipline throne.

What to do when you need a couple pitbulls to complete the scenario but you're afraid of dogs?

He could not be the next pope, but being alike Maximus is now within reach

As a son of bandits, bastards, and traitors am I allowed to say I hope the ATC fucks up resulting in the entire fucking thing going up in a grand old explosion? Assuming the US survives mind you, getting real fucked Soviet Union circa 1990 in some areas, be a right shame if the Eastern seaboard ended up being under the flag of a Neo-Continental Congress.