I ate the onion on this one.

I’m getting much better at scanning the url as a knee jerk reaction. Was incredulous for only about 10 seconds.

Damn I ate the whole ass onion

Oh wow. I saw this headline over on Reddit and I ate the onion.

Kinda sad for the state of Texas that I thought this was a genuine article. Got me on this one Onion.

This one got me. I was already running it through my head why in the world they would want that before I saw what it was on.

I definitely ate this onion because it sounds like only one of the more mildly troubling laws that would come from any recent state legislative session.

I'm mildly concerned it took me a good 5 seconds to notice it was the onion.

Holy fuck, they got me with this one.

I see that the Onion Prediction Engine is operating at 💯% efficiency

Wait. Is this actually a thing?

The only way to stop a nazi psycopath with gun, is a stalinist psycopath with a gun!

the... onion... dot... com... hell there's no way that didn't happen.

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