yeah but jeep people fuck with those little ducks like some kind of sheep-dog / pickleball / brewery trivia participation trophy

Rubber ducks are definitely a jeep thing, keep an eye out and look at the dashboard of jeeps you see, odds are it won't be long until you see some ducks. It's the same thing with bikers and gremlin bells. But this example is extreme enough to almost definitely be satire.

Now that is a name I haven't heard in a long time .....

Ducks are fine to drive but a nightmare to service because all the screws are anticlockwise thread

https://www.motortrend.com/features/duck-duck-jeep

tl;dr A woman thought it was a nice thing to do, and it caught on.

Jeep people are a bit weird. My friend borrowed one once and gave me a lift. It had about 20 glued to the dash. She said he just gets them handed to him by other Jeep people. I asked "why?" Of course. The answer was "dunno but he has two kids with two women in another country that he never sees". I know that's not a satisfying answer but then again we're talking about people that purposely buy a vehicle that is horribly inefficient and that will flip taking a 30 degree turn. With $3000 worth of accessories. So, yeah. Jeep people are weird.

Pretty sure your kids are supposed to duck when this loser rolls over them.

It's a lifestyle thing and it mostly harmless. Best not to question it.

Transparency: I have owned and still do own a Jeep. I like my 2015 Patriot.

Yeah he shouldn’t be there. But car drivers shouldn’t be on their phone either, motorcyclists do this to prevent getting rear ended by an inattentive driver.

Probably going to wish he hadn't bothered with the helmet if he comes off and loses all his skin.

Looks like a Husqvarna Vitpilen

I cannot upvote this enough.

.......for once not auto correct.

Not all states require front-facing license plates. So in those states people will often use decorative plates like the thin blue line plate you mentioned.

everyone who steps outside knows the risks.

So what's up with ducks and jeeps?

As a classic jeep enthusiast I am disgusted with what the jeep community has become. I hate the stupid ducks so goddamned much.

Trashiest thing is the thin blue line plate.