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[–] 132 points 1 year ago (15 children)

In what kind of a country does the president intervene to changing the logo of a roadside fast food spot?

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  • [–] 32 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    we've been in the dumbest timeline for a good, long while now -- you're just now figuring this out?

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    I feel like God quicksaved about 20 years ago and is just fucking around

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  • [+] -44 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Trump derangement is strong with this one. 🤣 Where did he touch you?

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  • [–] 36 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Whoa... are you a MAGA?

    This is fascinating. Like spotting a rare bird. I haven't seen one of you in weeks, is what I mean. I've been taking a break from mainstream social media, you see...

    Anyway, what's it like having to ask strangers on the bus to read you the newspaper?

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  • [–] 27 points 1 year ago

    Well, the new logo was shit. But this is awful.

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  • [–] 27 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    it was always just one big ad campaign

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  • [–] 24 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    If only there was some way to have nostalgia, but without the hate that comes along with it

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  • [–] 21 points 1 year ago

    Cracker barrel has been on the decline well before this recent news.

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  • [–] 32 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Cracker Barrel is ass anyway

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  • [–] 41 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 child)

    My one and only experience with Cracker Barrel is, “Wow, this gift shop has a restaurant attached to it.”

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  • [–] 27 points 1 year ago (12 children)

    They're gonna force them to rename it to "White Barrel" soon.

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  • [+] -26 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Liberals like yourself are terrible at comedy. Just stop nothing you say is funny. Cringe.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago

    That's why you don't cave to bullies. They'll just ask for more and more. You will never win.

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    Just because the situation is shit does not mean this is SPARTAshitposting

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  • [+] -63 points 1 year ago* (8 children)

    Lot of crybabies on this app. The removal of DEI flags and saving Uncle Herschel on the original logo is a win for consumers. Stop trying to appease the minority when they're not even your customer base. I'd imagine half the users here have blue hair, piercings, white guilt, and pride flag bumper stickers. Touch grass.

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  • [–] 43 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Boring straight white cisgendered man with regular hair and no facial piercings here: stop trying to normalize your shitty opinions by pretending like everyone thinks them. We don't.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago*

    Boring straight white cis man here, except with a piercing. I agree with other straight white man that your opinion is shitty. And I was just thinking this week that I should get some pride bumper stickers to support my friends.

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  • [–] 22 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Same demographic here. Suuuuper traditional looking. Single earner for my family, wife is a stay at home mom and very involved with the elementary school, and my husky bearded self was outside all day building shit with power tools and tending to my animals.

    And fuck all that judgey hateful angry negative bullshit.

    Touch grass, he says? So tolerating the existence of blue-haired libruls is an internet recluse thing and getting out there in the real world will set you straight?

    When is the last time you touched corn stalks? Pet a dog? Pet a dog-sized fish or turtle? Sprayed yourself with a hose to cool off? Stared at the clouds? Gazed at the stars? Played with a child or an animal? Cared for others?

    It's funny, you know. I remember a time when I would have answered like you. But the more stuff I learn, the more people I meet, and the more I listen to voices on the left & right while observing their actions, the more the blue-haired trans lesbians seem like me and the more voices like yours (including decades of experience with the trumpy parts of my extended family) are not just off-putting but kinda disappointing and sad.

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago

    I'd imagine half the users here have blue hair, piercings, white guilt, and pride flag bumper stickers

    I am definitely the type of person you're trying to describe here and I'm honestly just insulted you think I'd own a car. I cycle everywhere, thank you.

    I do have a bunch of Pride stickers on my bike though, ya got me there!

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  • [–] 27 points 1 year ago

    Eh... You won't catch many people with this. You spelled all your words correctly. You used the Oxford comma. 5/10.

    If you want to come off as a properly ignorant bigot, lose the punctuation and capitalize random shit. You also need to say woke at least twice.

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