I never would have thought ole Snoop Would be such a snowflake

Self-proclaimed badass and gangsta is scared from a lesbian couple? This is beyond humiliating.

Being uncomfortable around LGBT I can understand. It's dumb, you're dumb, you're stupid, but I somewhat understand. You've been brainwashed for decades and need a minute to adjust... I guess?

But scared?

And of all beings, snoop Dogg? Wasn't he pretending to be a bad ass gangsta rapper?

Afraid?

Afraid of two people holding hands?

Afraid of seeing a woman who might have some manly facial features?

Afraid of generally just really nice people living their lives?

Afraid of two (or holy hells, maybe... Even three!??) people that just love each other and live together in the same home and maybe like to do things together in the privacy of their own home that you maybe would not do?

AFRAID OF WHAT, YOU SHIZZLE FUCK?

He got stripped of all cred the day he performed at Fat Loser Weaker Hitler's inauguration.

This isn't even celebrity news at this point.

It’s easier to explain how a lesbian couple can give birth to a baby than it is to explain how an invisible man in the sky made someone pregnant 2000 years ago, but it didn’t stop snoop from becoming a born again Christian.

Snoop continued, “I didn’t come here for this shit! I just came to watch the goddamn movie!” He added, “Fuck me, I’m scared to go to the movies. They’re throwing me in the middle of shit that I don’t have an answer for.”

Sounds like a "You" problem, Snoop.

Disappointing but he won't be the last rapper who expresses conservative views. Rap as a genre tends towards having materialistic and conservative lyrics so maybe we shouldn't be surprised.

Ok, boomer. Also: sad old man. I bet he has no problem explaining why he was a murder suspect? Or why he used more weed than god intended?

If you have to explain lesbians to your kid you've already failed. Adults are free to love other adults. How's this so fucking complicated???

Specifically he said he wasn’t sure how to explain to his grandson how two lesbians gave birth to a child. I guess “Science can do some really interesting and unexpected things” was too hard to grasp for his grandson?

That's "Gangsta" behaviour.

"Well, sometimes two women fall in love with each other, and that's okay. Now eat your popcorn."

Jesus Christ, is that so hard, you fragile dickweed?

Sir, we all have had to sit awkwardly next to our parents when hetero sexy times happened during movies, the concept of lesbians existing is nothing compared to that.

New evangelical conservative hero now: "lesbians are scary." New evangelical conservative hero 20 years ago: "Guess who's back in the motherfucking house/With a fat dick for your motherfucking mouth."

Praise Jesus.

When a celebrity hits a certain age can we just assume their brain is guacamole and not listen to them, ever.

Putting the phobia in homophobia

Aw fuck. Why, man? Just why?

To those that don't know, Snoop Dogg has been making a lot of material for kids lately. He has a YouTube channel (called "Doggyland") designed for preschoolers. That means he actually does have an audience these days, even if they're far too young for Lemmy.

I used to think, "Aw cute, becoming a granddad has inspired him to create educational videos. He even gets to explore his new Bow Wizzle fursona!" (I mean.)

But this, this takes back all the joy. I wouldn't be surprised if some parents who hear about this decide to unsubscribe and/or block his channel.

1960s Conservative White Man Admits He's "Scared" to Go to Movies Because of Black Representation

"Papa, how did those people vote? They black!"

"1960s Conservative White Man then insinuated that non-slave black characters may not be appropriate in children's movies."

Typical old man s***. Zero ability to self reflect.

Here's an interesting excerpt from an intervention he was given by Dionne Warwick.

"I told them, I said, 'You guys are all going to grow up. You're going to have families. You're going to have children. You're going to have little girls. And one day, that little girl is going to look at you and say, 'Daddy, did you really say that? Is that really you?' What are you going to say?'" she added.

Failing to explain concepts to children indicates more that you don't understand than that they won't understand.

What a little bitch.

Fuck off, lap doggy dog; ya little bitch.

What a fucking pussy

So, he’s has to explain something to a child? Sounds like a nightmare. These people would take away your rights because they don’t want to deal with reality.

Snoop is a shitty little bitch.

Noone pointing out that this story is bullshit? If the kid knows how a baby was made, and understands enough that biologically speaking that it would be "impossible". The kid did not fucking ask that.

As much as I liked snoop as a kid we all knew that death row was full of shitty people who would do anything to get ahead. Suge knight would have his goons violently "handle" buisness afairs, and many people believe that he had Tupac killed. Snoop and Suge later "squashed the beef". Which is insane considering the allegations. He's scared to go to the movies, but will pal around with potential murderers? Okay Snoop.

At this point we should all view snoop as a made up character. Hes in so many good works of art gorillaz, trailer park boys, the boondocks and so on. All of which's creators would hate what hes said here and go against the messages of the works of media hes helped produce. Hes desperately trying to stay relevent, I think this is just another way of keeping his name in the loop. Pathetic.

Snoop sucks as an old man.

That's the least gangsta shit I've ever heard. Grow a pair, snowflakes.

Snoop Dogg Calvin Broadus, fixed it for you.

Uh oh. Here comes the wahmbulance

Snoop has always been a jerk.