Wow imagine having a god named something lame like Claude. I only worship gods named Xavier or better.

It depends, but as I understand it, acidic foods like pickles, sauce and jams can be safely canned using a water bath but more pH neutral foods like stocks or plain green beans need the higher temps you get in a steam canner.

Pretty sure that's how they made the backrooms.

Sounds like they're streets behind!

I think in Rick and Morty one of the fake currencies is called a schmeckle, which is Yiddish for penis (diminutive).

Nope

You can put it in the fridge to counteract this and in my experience it remains spreadable, unlike preblended natural pb I sometimes buy. This might have to do with how much oil is extracted from the nuts in each process, however, so YMMV.

The jaw bone's connected to the CASH BONE!

This is maillard reaction erasure.

You mean cabinets manufactured in China? Yeah, a whole kitchen full.

I'm a meat popsicle

The person who designed this definitely wears shoes in their bedroom too, I bet. What if you drive through some oil? Or mysterious red smear on the highway.