MACROHARD, GET IT???

I'm hilarious and edgy, so my cars can kill a few people, as a treat.

But just think of what we learned for the people who are still alive!

it is possible, it's just that the tesla does a credit check of the person inside vs the people outside and only with that information chooses who to plow over

Why do bad Tesla fires only trap good people?

Unfortunately dying from ketamine overdose is extremely rare.

I don't think that's possible. Ketamine is a great and safe drug with many medicinal purposes

He is already 95% cuntamine.

"Be the change you want to see ol in the world"

-Luigi

He's such a fucking simple edge-lord.

It is. Dial-up nerds have been calling Microsoft exactly that online for literal decades at this point. He's not even original.

It's an old joke that the opposite of Microsoft Office is Macrohard Onfire

I used to say this as a joke in middle-school all the time.

hes 12yo what you expect. his teslas models are are named after SEXY

Yes, for an actual fucking grown ass adult and a business leader, this is embarrassing as hell

I'm in a hole

To be fair there is one personal trait that's really important to wealth and success, the willingness to walk over the bodies of your peers.

Too many people are still convinced that Elon's wealth is attained through his hardwork alone.

https://www.monbiot.com/2011/11/07/the-self-attribution-fallacy/

If wealth was the inevitable result of hard work and enterprise, every woman in Africa would be a millionaire. The claims that the ultra-rich 1% make for themselves – that they are possessed of unique intelligence or creativity or drive – are examples of the self-attribution fallacy.

Yup. It is long past time we got over our child-like worship of billionaires.

I agree. Why can't we have a dystopia where we have neon gangs with wicked aesthetics that are armed with fully automatic firearms purchased from a vending machine outside a liquor store.

Also vibe coded vibe coding AI assistant.

Honey, the spread sheet is saying 1 + 1 = 3!

What could go wrong?

Seeing how Microsoft (and Windows 11 in particular) is doing lately, and how practically every single Windows update is breaking something important, a lot.

We've already got one vibe coded Windows. We don't need another one.

All that junk code, what could go?

And the Zune. Don't forget the Zune!

Musk just announces this shit to look like he's doing something so the investors don't flee. If anything is actually delivered it will be forgettable and he will have moved on to the next thing he can hype.

It's that or he's trying to get Microsoft to give Grok a more prominent role on their platform and this is how he thinks he can active that.

How the stack of cards hasn't fallen down yet is head scratching and I'd love to know what business is actually using Grok for something serious.

he uses shrooms and cocaine to be able to experience the hyperloop

Annoys me that people sling "narcissist" at everyone they don't like, but damn, the man is hitting on all 8-cylinders for a diagnosis, and he only needs to hit 5:

• Having a grandiose sense of self-importance, such as exaggerating achievements and talents, expecting to be recognized as superior even without commensurate achievements

• Preoccupation with fantasies of success, power, beauty, and idealization

• Belief in being "special" and that they can only be understood by or associated with other high-status people (or institutions)

• Demanding excessive admiration

• Sense of entitlement

• Exploitation behaviors

• Lack of empathy

• Envy towards others or belief that others are envious of them Arrogant, haughty behaviors and attitudes [1]

Why do that when he could filter his ideas through ungodly amounts of ketamine instead?

Honestly, while he's at the high end of things, it's not just him. I think that a lot of celebrities having Twitter or similar on a phone in their pocket makes them really prone to making extremely public statements without giving the statements some consideration. I don't remember the level of bonkers statements in 2025 from celebrities constantly flooding conversation in the 1990s.

We can only hope he blows ALL his money on it somehow. He seems almost stupid enough to pull it off

It's the drugs, the sycophants, and the power.

He's completely lost touch and has gone full megalomaniac.

"Oh, yes, chief, creating a giant bowl of cheese is so original, you're a genius", a sycophant.

"God. I'm a god", Musk.

"Yes, chief, you're a god", a sycophant.

"I'm so amazing that people think I'm a god", musk.

I think there's a touch of cognitive decline happening, too. Or like a serious brain injury.

In all fairness, Trump does do a pretty good job of managing to soak up all possible free media time, which doesn't leave much for Musk these days.

The wealth was meaningless without the attention.

If I had his money I'd be 24/7 inventing cool things for myself and wife and friends to experience. This guy has a fundamental need to be the loudest person in the room and to embroil himself into anything and everything. I would almost feel sorry for him - his life has got to really suck so bad and he can't fix it. So instead he goes off on 100 projects that make no sense or fall apart. There's stuff I can't wrap my head around like - why ditch LIDAR when it's absolutely the answer ? You just know his convoluted brain is so full of mess that if you were offered a deal with the devil to get all his money on the condition that you got trapped in his meat grinder of a mind... you'd turn down the offer.

Nokia was nice too ngl.They even made a linux phone.

But has musk ever been wrong?

Apart from hyperloop, solar rooftops, Tesla semi, passenger rockets, car tunnels under cities, robotaxi, flying Tesla's, humans on mars in 2022, self driving Tesla's making the owner money, and of course cybertruck.