He's such a fucking simple edge-lord.

It is. Dial-up nerds have been calling Microsoft exactly that online for literal decades at this point. He's not even original.

It's an old joke that the opposite of Microsoft Office is Macrohard Onfire

I used to say this as a joke in middle-school all the time.

hes 12yo what you expect. his teslas models are are named after SEXY

Yes, for an actual fucking grown ass adult and a business leader, this is embarrassing as hell