The headline is entirely inaccurate.

From the article:

Donald Trump has sparked fresh health concerns after confessing he is 'not doing well' when it comes to his chances of getting into heaven.

Soon. Let it be soon

I'd rather him experience some level of fucking consequences for once in his life. But for the sake of humanity I will also accept his health failing.

May his suffering be immense

Rest in piss, traitor.

cmon.. just a little more im almost there.

Don't forget to buy your champagne in advance. The stores will be out on the day.

He’s looks especially awful these last few weeks.

As for a place in the afterlife, you don’t get to sell your soul then try to get into heaven.

Die in pain you sack of inadequacy.

I wish I believed in heaven and hell so I could be certain this fucker is going to get raped by a thousand Hitlers and Stalins every night for eternity.

May he stand bared before the gods, with nothing but his soul and his actions to bear testament to his worth.

Where he's going, he'll be able to drink all the gold he wants.

I will revel in his decline until he is rotting in the dirt.

We require the headline match the article, looks like they might have changed it up on you.

Current headline reads:

"Pictures of Trump's Swollen Ankles and Hands Boost Health Rumours After He Admits He's 'Not Doing Well'"

Please make it match up or we'll have to remove it.

This calls for celebration 🍾

Let’s create a real hell, fund it, and send him there for the rest of his life.

They've got to be worried about him waking up in the morning if they're admitting to this.

I guess he's partially correct in that if we are to believe in a heaven, you don't get there by raping women and fucking little girls. It raises the question of whether you can be lifelong rapist and pedophile and then do a good deed to erase the bad. As if it's based on some kind of morality point system.

The 2nd American Independence Day will be celebrated when Donny dies.

I predict he still won't be doing well, and he'll be doing it in hell.

Oh great, he dies in office unprosecuted for his latest crimes and the Epstein deal,and namby pamby, push-me-around Vance gets kinged. And he's more pliable than Trump.

South Park already showed us Trump and Satan's relationship.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1xR3Xidq84

Don't give me hope.

This is going to be a comment.

I really hope trumps keeps kicking till 2028, Vance would be worse as far as I can tell. Trump wants to be popular, liked etc. Vance seems to only want power. This might be just wrong though.

However I am very confident that Trumps incompetence and dementia actively get in the way of him doing as much harm as he probably would otherwise. And Vance doesnt have these issues to the same degree, hes a perfect puppet of those who control him. Unlike trump.

Either way Im scared.

Article is shit. Doesn’t include the quote or context. At least I didn’t see it in the reader version that loaded for me. That said, hearing his quote in full context, I interpreted that as he doesn’t feel he is doing well in terms of honorable/benevolent deeds or accomplishments. I may be wrong, I guess you could hear it either way, but that’s the impression I got.

The clock is ticking on him, but we will be the last to know what time it is. (Or something like that. Sounded poetic in my head)

tl;dnr I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but I don’t think he is saying that he is dying soon.

There are no capitalists in heaven.

Need him to live until my popcorn’s done.

Lol