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[–] 1 point 1 year ago

Rothmus really making a mockery of the black flag their.

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  • [–] 182 points 1 year ago (8 children)

    I don't think mice understand the concept of something not being free tbh. It ain't like they go around with little mouse wallets filled with little mice money and little mice credit cards.

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  • [–] 25 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Damnit now I picture a little mouse in a 3 piece suit, hat, strolling down the street, only to be conned by some rat with a goatee. But in the end he wins by getting the rat trapped in a cage.

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    And now I just converted that little scenario into a random encounter for my d&d session on Monday.

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  • [–] 149 points 1 year ago (13 children)

    It's not free. It comes from our taxes. School lunch is free for the kid, and paid for by taxes.

    And if you think that's a bad thing, then why does the military give free lunches to its soldiers?

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  • [–] 54 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    They get free clothes and free housing too.

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  • [–] 42 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    My brother in law is an ex-marine, no college and now easily makes 4x what I do. Free network, free training, free career, low-interest loan on his house. I promise I'm not bitter... But if that's not socialism I don't know what is.

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  • [–] 28 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Believe it or not, there are a subset of us that understand this and want those things for the citizenry (we're now part of) too. Seeing taxes tangibly invested back into you is a wonderful thing.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago

    Yeah I get it, he's a good dude and you sound like one too. The only real resentment I harbor is towards our government. Because the military seems to offer the only real path to a life like that if you don't have the means to get on that track yourself. Plus, it's such a perilous one, not for everyone. My bil was lucky enough to serve at an allied base during peacetime - he still ended up half-deaf from all the live-fire drills.

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago

    I know a handful of military folks who are now doing so much better in their lives. Came from a shitty background, and now work IT or management.

    Unfortunately, I also know a lot of military folks who didn't make it. Some are in prison. Some suffer from issues in society. Many still work for the military/government because they have no other skills.

    The most common bond: they tell their kids not to join the military.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago* (4 children)

    I feel like soldiers are a not great analogy here as they've literally signed over their lives and autonomy.

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Soldiers are a great analogy because the American military is one of the most socialist endeavours in the world. Everything they need is tax-payer funded. It's incredible really.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    Socialism is anti imperialism. Just because something is socialized doesn't make it socialism. If the military was socialists it would have cut the head off the military and formed a workers militia. No wars for oil or opium, no military bases all over the world.

    The military itself isn't run for profit, but profits flow from military imperialism, which opens the door for financial I action and mass extraction and forced austerity for less developed countries.

    If anything the military proves that such mass socialization is possible, which makes capitalism obsolete. But the military is not an example of socialism, don't muddy the water with goofy opinions. Words have meanings, politics has consequences. Stop trying to have takes, fight for worker internationalism instead

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  • [–] 110 points 1 year ago (11 children)

    Socialism is where the mouse gets the cheese. Capitalism is where the cheese looks free, then you try to get it.

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago

    The cheese has a subscription and cheese payments will slowly bleed you dry. You can try to quit cheese but the capitalists know that you have eat. Under capitalism, all the mice die poor and hungry except one.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

    I know many people who were the mouse in this story by going to the hospital in the US, not conceiving that it won't be free, only to get hit with the trap of huge bills when they get out.

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  • [–] 50 points 1 year ago

    Yeah when you are about to join a workers collective Karl Marx is waiting to hit you on the head with a comically large flyswatter

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  • [–] 34 points 1 year ago*

    Dear corporations, is this why we can access your apps websites for free? You are not stealing our information, selling them to data brokers and advertisers, and weaponising our interests to vote against our own interests, do you?

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  • [–] 33 points 1 year ago
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    I dunno man, when I do a critical theory examination of the mousetrap system, it doesn't seem to involve the cheese at all but the fact that some powerful bastard wound up a spring.

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  • [–] 22 points 1 year ago

    The mouse trap is capitalism, the cheese is your retirement.

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago

    Somebody really not understanding what free means…

    Social protections are not free, we all pay into them. Europe has much higher tax rates than US. These tax rates are there to pay for healthcare, public services, education, and a host of employee protections (infinite sick leave, significant maternal leave, various forms of care leave, protections from exploitation and unfair dismissals…)

    Our grandfathers fought for it, so we can live a healthy work life next to a healthy personal life. And every day we fight to find the correct balance to maintain this system.

    Unless… are taxes the trap??

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    All what mouse eat is free.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago

    Let's consider what's happening in Gaza with the hungry being shot. Let's then consider those in the US needing healthcare. Underying similarities and the opposite of socialism

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    Who moved my cheese?

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    Somewhere, a cow is mooing at the metaphor

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    The mouse trap exists to prevent the indigenous population (mice) from sharing in the bounty of their land, so the colonizers can hoard it all.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (1 child)
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    Tell me more about this mouse economy.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    Socialism has cool stuff because it is designed to kill you obviously lmao

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  • [–] 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    My friend tried a socialism and his head came off 😔

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  • [–] -4 points 1 year ago

    Whose money goes into socialism? Which government has ever shared said money with the general public. Y'all haven't watched hunger games and it shows.

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