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[–] 1 point 1 year ago

and if you don’t well then I will extend it 6 more weeks.

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  • [+] 73 points 1 year ago (1 child)
  • [–] 62 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    I went to YouTube to find a montage I'd seen recently of the clown saying "in two weeks" about all kinds of things, but there's so many I couldn't pick one. Some are from 8 years ago.

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago* (2 children)

    to find a montage I’d seen recently of the clown saying “in two weeks” about all kinds of things

    searches YouTube

    This?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnfRhkLmaqI

    EDIT: MSNBC has someone commenting on the phenomenon here:

    https://www.youtube.com/shorts/TbD_Syj6j5U

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago

    I could have sworn the Onion posted an article about this, just yesterday.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    No one's falling for TACO'S distractions, certainly not Russia. Release the Epstein Files, Sexual Offender-In-Chief!

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    Just imagine, Trump imposing tariffs that we'd pay for against a country whose leader has actively been working to get him elected. He raped a 13-year-old and threatened her life to get her to drop charges just before the 2016 election (Google "Katie Johnson Trump"). Fuck this guy to death with a broomstick.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Sure, TACO.

    Daddy Putin gotta remind TACO of the piss tape. His sundowning rapist brain keeps forgetting Daddy has it.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago

    Until they don't and THEN they'll have 2 weeks to end the war cause TACO.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

    I can’t believe it’s timed to coincide with infrastructure week!

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  • [–] 18 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Taco probably won't do it anyways

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago

    I thought Donny was gonna end the war 2 weeks ago, or was that 2 weeks before that, or maybe it was 2 weeks before that…

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  • [–] 25 points 1 year ago

    The war ends when Ukraine wins.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago

    You sound like a parakeet there. "Two weeks? Two weeks?"

    https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/a71deb7e-6482-4018-95ff-3558722a829f

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (1 child)
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    Gone from: "Never would've happened [on my watch]"

    To: "Come on Putie! Why you gotta be so mean?!"

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    Or what? He'll rape their children?

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    Anyone else think taco will do a war to get out of the pedo headlines?

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    He was gonna end the war on day one, so I'd say they're 189 days overdue. Maybe Ukraine has info on the Epstein papers and he's been waiting for them to be bombed to oblivion.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I'll book the Mexican restaurant!

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    Oh please. Shut up TACO. Why do we even care what this moron has to say? No one takes his foreign policy seriously because he's so fucking BAD at it...

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    “Russia, if you are watching this, don’t release the Epstein files,” said Trump

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    [–] 7 points 1 year ago (8 children)

    Crazy orange senile politician says crazy things ... country accepts it as normal

    What else is new America?

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    I hear there have been new advancements in burger technology. Does that count?

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Sugar on French fries is getting more popular too. Pretty tasty when you hit them fresh from the fryer

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (1 child)

    I got 99 problems. Sugar fries ain't one.

    Seriously, though, I do not need another junk food obsession. Also, I'm adding you to my will in case they have to lift my half-ton corpse from my home with a crane.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    So by the end of Infrastructure Week next week?

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    And what will he do if Putin just continues to ignore him?

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    Ho hum. Another new ultimatum that will be ignored and forgotten. Anyway, that war was ended the day after he got back in the white house, right?

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago*

    A statement so taco-coded that it might as well be singing Puttin' on the Ritz.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    Mexico's got two more weeks to pay for the wall.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    Are we still getting Ukraine's mineral rights? Remember when that was a thing?

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    [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    Is "two weeks" the new "day 1"?

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