My wife, who will eat it out of the jar at times.

The Mayo factory quality control?

But they probably have a hunch

They probably know it. Or at least they have a feeling.

I feel like if you're even a contender you probably know. It's a condiment, but I guarantee there's someone out there who eats it like the main meals.

They totally know. There might be a few that think they’re #1 and one of them is almost certainly right.

Used to live with a girl that loved mayo. This one time I was about to make a sandwich when she arrived and said "It smells great. What are you cooking?". It was literally just the mayo jar being open. She also casually ate it with a spoon.

My bet is it’s probably this lady (even with this video being from 2019)

This is the champion mayo-fiend

Probably this lady I saw at Subway a few years back. She asked for mayo and said she would let them know when to stop. The bottle was almost full with about a quarter of it left the guy making the sub jokingly stated he would need to get another bottle. Her response was "if that's what you need to do, then do it". Second bottle ended up being half empty when she called it. This was on a 6 in sub, the guy couldn't even wrap it due to all the mayo spilling out. FWIW the customer seemed satisfied.

Kenny

Mayonnaise Georg

probably a Dutchie

Hint: it's not me.

If it pleases the great Mayo Ape.

I know Who Is It

It’s me. Sorry, everyone. 😔

I am sure it's not, but I hope it's me

Probably my fiance. It's weird, but she has a ton of food allergies and mayo isn't on the list so whatever I guess.

They might not even know that it wasn't funny tasting yoghurt.

She knows.

The devils jizz

Is Paul Robalino on Lemmy? He's put some thought in to this very subject.

Does ranch count towards the record? If yes, I'm pretty sure I've seen that guy's videos.

I think that person would be Ken Griffin.

I think we can rule out people with egg intolerances though

And they also don't know they are my arch nemesis, Mayo is fucking gross.