Spiderman: Homer Simpson

Spider-Man: Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey

Weird that Uncle Ben went on to become the twice elected President of The United States. Kinda kills the rewatch.

I would so watch that.

Sir, it was wrong answers only.

The winter musical sensation sweeping the nation

Critics Say: ...

Actually, critics refused to comment on this for some reason. They seemed incredibly nervous to give an opinion one way or another.

I've only seen the parody; Iron Man 3: Iron Rod.

I haven't seen them but I know a couple people who love those movies. They were upset that they're never all available on the same services.

I think it just goes to show how bad most movies really are. People watched Venom and were like "this absolutely isn't the worst thing I've seen in the last 10 years."

After years of DC trying to copy Marvel, Marvel was like, I bet we could cram a bunch of heroes into a shitty movie too. They were right.

wait, say that again

too many hulks or not enough hulks?

i like the layers on this one

This should be higher

The third act where Mind Your Business Man realizes that his money at the bank wasn't insured, and the bank will recuperate without compensating him was actually Top 5 Anime Plot Twists of All Time.

"You tried to mind your own business, but little did you know the business never minded you. Mwahahaha"

They were so brave for skipping over the origin story where he got bit by a bat

Madame web is so god damn funny it's hard to not love it. Like how often in a movie do you see the main character just drive off into a side quest. Or a super hero movie where all the heroism is done by driving badly. And at the end he gets defeated by Pepsi™

Is that like Cloak and Dagger? One, that wasn't a movie. Two, I don't remember their real names.

That was sony?

Also, I know this meme is mostly accurate, but weren't the OG spider mang movies beloved wave sony in association with marvel?

This night be a personal take, but I also don't really rate, or at least personally enjoy, any of the marvel stuff in the last half a dozen years.

they gotta throw in a couple good ones here and there so people don't sue for emotional abuse

hello!

No, sorry mate. If you're running your own instance, you gotta send your usename and password with every request, as the first line of the post. That way it gets interpret as a basic auth HTTP header and makes it able to federate to the main server.

No. 😬

I see it!

I would outsource that task in a heartbeat though!

Gantt man schedules out your next battle with logic ties between precedent and subsequent activities.

Gnatt Man: That's my secret. I'm always hungry.

Ant Man: I'm sorry, are we... Are we out of ideas as a franchise?

Wait, there's 3 of those menaces now???