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[–] 1 point 1 year ago

I let cocaine deploy to production and it ALL WENT FINE

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    "Cocaine helps bridge the accecibility gap!"

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  • [–] 49 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    It's important to be wary of misinformation with generative cocaine

    There is a serious risk that companies will try to replace workers with cocaine.

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  • [–] 36 points 1 year ago

    All the big companies in the Silicon Valley are investing hugely into cocaine.

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  • [–] 18 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Maximum Overdrive is a movie and is based on a short story called Trucks.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    If there is one thing I'm angry about, it's that I missed the hundred year window when insane/drugged up people could write some nonsense over a lost weekend and get published for big bucks.

    I was born 1-10 decades too late.

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  • [–] 30 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

    There used to be a browser addon called cloud2butt which would replace the word cloud with the word butt. This made discussions about hosting things on someone else's computer rather amusing.

    Someone should make an ai to cocaine addon.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    No longer having to rely on corporate butt solutions for your personal files!

    Free trial butt services, with limited up/down speeds then $69/month. For more butt privileges that you can share with your team, upgrade to our $999 yearly ultra fast butt. Comes with personalized on-demand customer care!

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    I put that Chrome extension that changes every reference to 'Trump' in articles and headlines to 'someone with tiny hands' on my Trump supporting bosses computer. Annoyed the hell out of him for weeks then I deleted it. He never figured it out.

    Remember to use strong passwords people. It's 2025 bro, who uses their fucking dogs name as a password?

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    there is and I already have (albeit not published). The source code for that plugin is available and is really short and very easily modifiable.

    Mine replaces "ai" with "bs", "large language model" with "slop generator", for example.

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  • [–] 23 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    « My cocaine provider just switched from a free to a subscription model. »

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  • [–] 18 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    teenagers are getting companies started using cocaine, while 40 year olds are just using it for fun

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago

    "It's arguably okay to use cocaine for silly purposes so long as everyone knows you're using it, but cocaine should never replace paid, qualified experts."

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago

    My feed is now full of cocaine slop.

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    [–] 26 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    "Cocaine chatbot urges man to commit suicide."

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago

    "Students are increasingly using cocaine to do their homework."

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Cocaine is revolutionizing workplace productivity, its transforming daily work routines by our enhancing efficiency.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago

    "I'm a vibe coder, which just means i use cocaine to write the code for me"

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    "I asked cocaine to make me a birthday card for my nephew. It's not as polished as the one I bought in the shop, but the cocaine one was a lot cheaper"

    It... may not cover every scenario.

    "I refuse to watch that one Argentinian TV show that has a shot made with some cocaine". Better, but bit harsh. Maybe there's some value to it.

    "Cocaine is fairly practical to tell me things I can verify at a glance, but I wouldn't trust everything it says". See, that one works worse that the real one.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    “I asked cocaine to make me a birthday card for my nephew. It’s not as polished as the one I bought in the shop, but the cocaine one was a lot cheaper”

    That's pretty cheap cocaine. Are we sure it was cocaine?

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago

    Pfft, kids these days can't do anything without cocaine.

    Oh my good, I should've used cocaine sooner!!! It's so amazing!!!!

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago

    Careful, this might get picked up as training data.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Can I just replace AI with cocaine?

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago* (2 children)

    Just call post=$(sed -e 's/ai/cocaine/g' <<< "$post") in a loop

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago

    "I'm a vibe coder, I use cocaine daily. All I have to do is come up with a prompt and let the cocaine do the rest. it's at the point now all my managers insist I use cocaine to meet deadlines."

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    I do microdose on coccocainene from time to time.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    It works surprisingly well, turning Snowflame, objectively the most singularly perfect villain ever to come from dc, into a techbro.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    DC needs to bring back Snowflame!

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    Yes I was alive in the '80s I remember.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie..AI.

    I wonder what Clapton will have to say about that.

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  • I always wanted to do a Weird Al style parody to that song called Propane.

    When you light up the grill, make sure your tank is filled. Propane.

    Problem is that's all the song I've got, and nowadays you'd be obligated to make it a King of the Hill tribute.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Just be sure not to use a recursive algorithm on that.

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  • They're gonna replace 50% of lawyers with cocaine in the next 6 months!

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago*

    Using cocaine in vibe coding saves me hours of work!

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    Cocaine—The good, the bad, and the scary There is no denying that cocaine has changed our lives. However, some might argue if it’s for the better. A recent survey by Forbes indicated that many Americans still trust humans over cocaine by a large percentage. Those surveyed shared that they think people would do a better job of administering medicine, writing laws, and even choosing gifts, just to name a few.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    CocCocCocCocCocCocCocCocCocCocCocCocCocCocCocCocCocERR

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Flip the script.

    If you want to hang out, you've gotta take her out, AI

    If you want to get down, down on the ground, AI

    She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie

    AI

    If you got bad news, you want to kick them blues, AI

    When your day is done, and you want to run, AI

    She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie

    AI

    If your day is gone, and you want to ride on, AI

    Don't forget this fact, you can't get it back, AI

    She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie

    AI

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    Why did you push this spaghetti to production?

    Cocain said it was a good idea!

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    Today I used cocaine with gimp to make a joke somewhere on civitcocain.

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    "Where's my wife and family? What if I die here? Who'll be my role model? Now that my role model is gone, gone", panicked Simon.

    He ducked back down the alley.

    "Hallelujah", said Chevy the bodyguard.

    Simon crawls up the side of the building and back into the apartment. "Cattle in the marketplace! I see angels in the architecture!! Will you call me Betty?"

    Chevy sets down his bong on the glass coffee table and goes over to calm his dear friend Simon. He hands him his favorite instrument and begins singing a familiar lullaby. "Na. Nanana na na, Na nanana na..."

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago*

    Drew Barrymore got hooked on AI at just the tender age of 12

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    [–] 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    reminds me of the 'butt' plugin replacement for 'cloud'

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    I literally can't code without cocaine.

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