I let cocaine deploy to production and it ALL WENT FINE
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"Cocaine helps bridge the accecibility gap!"
It's important to be wary of misinformation with generative cocaine
There is a serious risk that companies will try to replace workers with cocaine.
All the big companies in the Silicon Valley are investing hugely into cocaine.
Maximum Overdrive is a movie and is based on a short story called Trucks.
If there is one thing I'm angry about, it's that I missed the hundred year window when insane/drugged up people could write some nonsense over a lost weekend and get published for big bucks.
I was born 1-10 decades too late.
Serious question: is ChatGPT worse at ending stories than Stephen King?
There used to be a browser addon called cloud2butt which would replace the word cloud with the word butt. This made discussions about hosting things on someone else's computer rather amusing.
Someone should make an ai to cocaine addon.
I have a browser extension that changes every reference of Millennial to Snake Person, also changes the Great Depression to 'The Clutch Plague'.
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I put that Chrome extension that changes every reference to 'Trump' in articles and headlines to 'someone with tiny hands' on my Trump supporting bosses computer. Annoyed the hell out of him for weeks then I deleted it. He never figured it out.
Remember to use strong passwords people. It's 2025 bro, who uses their fucking dogs name as a password?
there is and I already have (albeit not published). The source code for that plugin is available and is really short and very easily modifiable.
Mine replaces "ai" with "bs", "large language model" with "slop generator", for example.
« My cocaine provider just switched from a free to a subscription model. »
teenagers are getting companies started using cocaine, while 40 year olds are just using it for fun
"It's arguably okay to use cocaine for silly purposes so long as everyone knows you're using it, but cocaine should never replace paid, qualified experts."
"Cocaine chatbot urges man to commit suicide."
Cocaine is revolutionizing workplace productivity, its transforming daily work routines by our enhancing efficiency.
"I'm a vibe coder, which just means i use cocaine to write the code for me"
"I asked cocaine to make me a birthday card for my nephew. It's not as polished as the one I bought in the shop, but the cocaine one was a lot cheaper"
It... may not cover every scenario.
"I refuse to watch that one Argentinian TV show that has a shot made with some cocaine". Better, but bit harsh. Maybe there's some value to it.
"Cocaine is fairly practical to tell me things I can verify at a glance, but I wouldn't trust everything it says". See, that one works worse that the real one.
"I was trying to write a letter to my mother in law but it kept on coming out too angry, so I used a little cocaine to try to tone it down a little."
Hmmm.
“I asked cocaine to make me a birthday card for my nephew. It’s not as polished as the one I bought in the shop, but the cocaine one was a lot cheaper”
That's pretty cheap cocaine. Are we sure it was cocaine?
It's not general cocaine, but it approximates the behavior of one for some applications. People are still worried about how many resources are going to making this cocaine now, though.
Pfft, kids these days can't do anything without cocaine.
Oh my good, I should've used cocaine sooner!!! It's so amazing!!!!
Can I just replace AI with cocaine?
Just call post=$(sed -e 's/ai/cocaine/g' <<< "$post") in a loop
"I'm a vibe coder, I use cocaine daily. All I have to do is come up with a prompt and let the cocaine do the rest. it's at the point now all my managers insist I use cocaine to meet deadlines."
It works surprisingly well, turning Snowflame, objectively the most singularly perfect villain ever to come from dc, into a techbro.
DC needs to bring back Snowflame!
They did! He’s a drug trafficker and exactly the paragon of partying that he used to be.
http://www.snowflamecomic.com/?comic=snowflame-01-01
In case the page doesn't load - https://web.archive.org/web/20170212030006/http://www.snowflamecomic.com/?comic=snowflame-01-01
She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie..AI.
I wonder what Clapton will have to say about that.
Just be sure not to use a recursive algorithm on that.
Cocaine—The good, the bad, and the scary There is no denying that cocaine has changed our lives. However, some might argue if it’s for the better. A recent survey by Forbes indicated that many Americans still trust humans over cocaine by a large percentage. Those surveyed shared that they think people would do a better job of administering medicine, writing laws, and even choosing gifts, just to name a few.
Flip the script.
If you want to hang out, you've gotta take her out, AI
If you want to get down, down on the ground, AI
She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie
AI
If you got bad news, you want to kick them blues, AI
When your day is done, and you want to run, AI
She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie
AI
If your day is gone, and you want to ride on, AI
Don't forget this fact, you can't get it back, AI
She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie
AI
^ The lyrics were wrong, fixed 'em. They were AI results. How's that for irony?
(Yes, I replied to my own comment. For some reason I can no longer edit my own posts.)
I do AI, so I can work longer, so I can earn more, so I can do more AI
Why did you push this spaghetti to production?
Cocain said it was a good idea!
You Can Call Me Cocaine.
"Where's my wife and family? What if I die here? Who'll be my role model? Now that my role model is gone, gone", panicked Simon.
He ducked back down the alley.
"Hallelujah", said Chevy the bodyguard.
Simon crawls up the side of the building and back into the apartment. "Cattle in the marketplace! I see angels in the architecture!! Will you call me Betty?"
Chevy sets down his bong on the glass coffee table and goes over to calm his dear friend Simon. He hands him his favorite instrument and begins singing a familiar lullaby. "Na. Nanana na na, Na nanana na..."

reminds me of the 'butt' plugin replacement for 'cloud'
I DO A.I.!

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