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Try replacing "ai" with "cocaine" in all the posts you read about it. (lemmy.ml)

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[–] stopforgettingit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Cocaine is revolutionizing workplace productivity, its transforming daily work routines by our enhancing efficiency.

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[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 child)

I "laid off" all my staff to get cocaine!

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[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 4 points 1 year ago

Cocaine sure is getting lots of people laid (off)

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