War Secretary Pete Hegseth and Homeland Security Secretary Markwayne Mullin...says the arch would, “when properly equipped, provide an opportunity to substantially expand UAS detection,” meaning the ability to spot drones.

...wat?

"Its weight will also help dampen the effects of earthquakes, make little children laugh with joy and increase the beneficial effects of the Sun on human mood by reflecting additional sunshine from its gaudy baroque accoutrements."

Trump on hearing news of a local fire quickly switched direction and interject that his ''Magic Arch of Miracles'' will also prevent house fires, and cure cancer, and baldness, among many other benifit.

Ok here is my best guess.

Trump's brain:

I am hungry.

Golden Arches (McDonalds)

My Arch (The Best!)

Golden Dome (will keep me safe)

∴ The Trump Arch will keep me, who is America, safe. And possibly also result in me having a hamburger, but don't say that part outloud.

Natalie! McDouble! And I have a tweet for you!

I had to read the headline three times because it's so absurd.

Trump and ilk lie so much it's become comedy. The only thing I'd believe from them at this point is that the ground stop was caused by a Depends diaper leak on an air traffic control keyboard.

Lol WHAT.

Who in their right mind…?

Nevermind. No MAGA is in their right mind. Of all the ludicrous ideas, this is pants-on-head stupid.

Everything about this administration is completely ridiculous in how over-the-top stupid it is.

Makes flights less safe and it's a huge waste of money, for his ego vanity projects. Don't help people, just waste more taxes and go more in debt, fool.

I mean, we all agree that anything built by this clod gets torn down when he's gone, right?

OMFG