Definition of a good day: Any day Trump is suffering

As an adult, I consent

They should engage in malicious compliance. Everything with a name is called "America."

America Street America Blvd America Ct Every building they reference on campus is America Building, America Hall, etc. Reporters have their first and last names randomly changed to America They are the University of America at Birmingham, home of the fighting Americans.

Do it so much that all names become patriotically meaningless

So it's the Corporate Cash Protection Agency now?

Yeah, same for me, at least in the 70s and early 80s. I think later in the 80s, we started calling it "ding dong ditch"

Rule of thumb: don't put anything Trump-related into your body

The only time Donald Trump tells the truth is when he says he's going to do something terrible

"Quit calling us Nazis!"

Literally the only time he's honest is when he's talking about doing something terrible

"The leopards weren't supposed to eat my face"

That's me watching any sitcom