We all know that he wouldn't.

Strangly honest

To give some modicum of credit: I think this was his attempt at talking the lifeguard up. Like: "Wow, you're such a hero!"

But the problem is that the exclamation (regardless of truth) is supposed to be like: "Wow, I don't know if I would've been brave enough to do that! You're a real hero." Not that you just "might not have" as though saving a human life would be too inconvenient.

Then the 16-year-old kid gets to feel really brave because even the president thinks they are. (Also doesn't help that this current POTUS is an abject, selfish coward.)

Yeah, Trump would be too busy raping the 16 year old life guard, so the 10 year old kid would drown.

"That's very scary.", said the orange child rapist, "You must've shit yourself... I know I just did...again."

I know: He would not. Trump has no interest, and honestly no ability, to do so.

"I don't know if I'd do it"

Because the 16 year old is too old for him

If a kid was drowning at Trump's feet he would instruct his bodyguards to stand by.

I hope I can do something heroic one day, so I can be invited to the White House, and I can hold a press conference to tell the entire world: "'Fuck NO! I'm not interested in letting that corrupt, treasonous, pedophile, rapist loser bask in the glow of my glory. I don't want to be anywhere near him, where I have to breathe his stench."

“I don’t know if I would have done it. Unless nobody was around, then I’d give you a yacht ride to my friends island.”

Of course he wouldn't. It'd involve him giving a shit about someone other than himself, for a start. Then he'd have to shift his ponderous arse out of his own way to actually get off it and move.

This isn't news

Trump doesn't know if it would, but everyone else does.

You expect him to do something altruistic for someone else? I mean, come on, what would be in it for him?

We all know that if trump ever actually steps so much as a toll into the sea he would dissolve. The bronzer is all that's holding him together.

Like with mutilated vets, he'd call kid a loser.

Trump would jump in and his diaper would soak up all the water and save them.

I won't save Trump if I was that lifeguard. Oh dear what a shame, this fat fuck can't swim, oh well...

The only thing positive about Trump is his buoyancy.

Must have been an ugly kid, cause Trump for sure does kids.

we know you wouldn't, no need for the rhetorical question

Captain Bonespurs rides again!

that man is horrible people

Like Trump can even swim.

It's ok douchebag... everyone else in the world knows for sure that you wouldn't fucking do it, even if you could.

"well, if it were you drowning, i probably wouldn't either," replied the lifeguard.

We know you would not do it Orange Pedo.

"Now if it was a sexy 10-year-old girl drowning? I'd be in there in a heart beat. You know how grateful she'd be? I sure know."