
Never forget what this man is.

Never forget what this man is.
It's amazing the cars came out as good as they did. Imagine where we would be with competent people?
The car company pre-dates Elon's Ketamine. Same applies to Space-X.
Cybertruck? ElonK
Kick flipping roadster? ElonK
Starship to Mars? ElonK
ElonK is what they call a Pigeon CEO. He shows up, shits everywhere, then flies off again until the next time.
Lol. That one is new to me. I'll have to remember it.
We call those Seagull managers
The Mars thing started way before the Ketamine
Cars are a product of before felon, they had thebdesign and process down. After him are the failure products, cybercuck, power wall, solar etc... Even star link has been a cluster fuck.
Let's not forget Hyperloop.
The power wall as far as I'm aware is the only thing post Elon that worked out well tho.
Starlink works well, what do you mean?
From what I understand their home batteries are well regarded too.
I had solar installed on my house this year, Tesla was never in the running because I don't buy Nazi shit but doing my research there was a lot of positive things said about it.
I went sigenergy instead and it has been amazing.
I read a long time ago the Powerwall was made as an afterthought for what to do with old batteries from dead or salvaged teslas. They would strip the packs, test the individual cells and those that pass went into powerwalls.
The cars that were still rooted in the original founders were good. He was shedding quality as soon as he got the reputation up enough to get sales and turn profit.
Model S is still unbeatable. I will continue to drive it till wheels fall off. Good leather, carbon, the alcatara but not matterial i really like, sound is AMAZING, speed and range obviously (105kW pack and 3.5s 0 to 60 is basically as good as I'll ever need). The autopilot is still amazing by comparison, but you know what it also does that literally no other car does well? Fucking ADAS, i have never turned off lane keep assist off, because it works and isn't obnoxious as every other car I've test driven made in the past 6 years.
It's such a joke, car manufacturers try to make it "as easy to turn off" as they can legally get away with it.... how about you make it fucking work?
I love EVs, genuinely spend my time looking up reviews, going for test drives and i going to EV in person shows. I have drove +20 EVs and owned several. There's nothing else out there and it sucks. Tesla stopped inventing several years ago and it sucks because everyone else is 10 years behind and they still haven't caught up to where tesla was in 2018.
Look to Hyundai or some of the Chinese makes. Hyundai with the N models is only make that is actually making anything different from other EVs
Model S is/was priced as a Mercedes EQS but has a shorter range by 70km. For that price you can get two Opel Grandland Electric
Can Musk get the Elizabeth Holmes treatment now?
You mean a couple award winning documentaries or the decade plus of jail time?
Personally, I'm leaning towards the latter
The latter, plus the zeroing out of networth.
I'd take both frankly.
Watching the dropout and Nathan fielders you can see everything, the biggest confusion I had was that I fundamentally don't understand what she did differently to Elon and why he's not also in jail
Call me crazy but the headline "Tesla found liable for fraud by judge in court" is both more accurate and better bait than the exhausted bLaStEdDdDD!1 clickbait bullshit.
I'm sure they are truly "blasted." Call me when they get fined enough to reverse all profits from the fraud.
A judge blasts?
Yes, under the bench. It's not fun for whoever has to clean it up. It's a kink thing to do it in front of a jury.
Dredd: "Spearmint Lifesavers".
Lawgiver: "Spearmint Lifesavers are Unavailable, Judge Dredd. Would you like Guava Lifesavers instead?"
Dredd: "Spearmint. Lifesavers".
Lawgiver: "Spearmint Lifesavers are Unavailable, Judge Dredd. Would you like some Durian Lifesavers instead?"
Dredd: "Spearmint!
Lifesavers!"
Lawgiver: "Spearmint Lifesavers are Unavailable, Judge Dredd ... ACK! N-no! Don't put me up there!"
Judge Death: "All crime is committed by the living. Therefore, life itself is a crime! I have come to jud- URK!"
Lawgiver: (muffled) "Hey! It smells like death in here!"
This seems like a summarized version of this article from Electrek.
Jeez, we're at the point where I had to read "discreet" twice because I didn't expect it to be correct.
Yeah, lol. Call me back when the judge is done "blasting" and starts handing out fines and/or prison sentences.
Back in the day kids would always see signs, and even films, warning them of the dangers of playing with blasting caps, which were presumably lying about all over the place though I somehow never found one. Like this. I guess the judge didn't get the message.
Fistfucks!
Weird, I had the Tesla Solar Roof installed in... 2019? 2020? and it worked great the 5 years I lived in that house.
You can get a bad product sometimes in a batch of good ones, but you don't accidentally get working solar from a batch of black glass.
I'm in no way defending or commenting on Elon, but to call the product "junk that doesn't work" is overstating things.
Or Tesla knew the product they were sending her was defective and sent it anyway?
Knowing “a product” is defective doesn’t mean “every product”.
Read the article and then read the source article from Elektrek. Tesla already admitted liability for breach of contract, warranty and negligence for a $82k contract with a deadline of a few weeks that was dragged over two years and lead to $2.5 million in damages. This isn't some product like a phone that was defective, this is way worse.
They were so good hardly anyone wanted them and now Tesla has discontinued another one of Musk's genius scams, I mean ideas.. That's great you are happy but mamy other users reported their roofs were constantly underproducing electricity, and in some cases their roof underlayment even melted. Good luck with your discontinued system.
I still think Tesla Solar Roof is pretty cool. I'm surprised there are no other competitors, knowing how whatever Elon touches becomes garbage
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