"I don't know sbout your brain but mine is really bossy"

Laurie Anderson

And breasts, apparently.

Chocolate, when shaped like a hyper-realistic tarantula

(There was s research study)

It was nice of him to bring a Buddy along to film

Lonely Boy by the Black Keys

Counter offer: improve your product

OK why not. Let the Canadian government own a videogame company.

In a better world the cops would look at the situation, telll the kid they heard how good he was all the way down at the station, then shake his hand. And give whoever called a citation for wasting police time.

But we are apparently in ACAB world.

The unknown artist who gets this gig and then says "Free Palestine" at the first show will

• get more gigs
• be able to look themselves in the mirror afterward

And then you owe middle man $499.95

Oh... So this is the improved version.

Sure, but can the robots poop on the lettuce? What we have lost...