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"So, you're all a collective, yes?"
"Yes."
"But you have a queen, yes?"
"Um... yes."
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I think the biggest missed chance of a Trek story would be about people who do want to be assimilated. You can't tell me no one does. But writing pew pew boom sequels is easier.
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"So... It's like a union?"
"We are Borg, we are the ultimate union."
"And the dues are how much?"
"There are no dues, you will be assimilated."
"Free? Nice. How many vacation days a year, then?"
"No vacation. We are Borg."
"No vacation? You're a shit union, bub."
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Wild times when The Borg and Leto II dont seem so bad
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Or you're hard wired into your boss 24/7.
How much Zoloft should one take before one becomes Borg?
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Borg assisted backup ?
Don't threaten me with a good time.
...ever have to deal with your boss again.
Even better, if they assimilate your boss to them you (kind of) are the boss
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Assimilating me will get the whole collective high
... we should build a giant signal array of some sort, as big as we can make and broadcast to the universe that we are willing to be assimilated, enslaved, poked, prodded, harvested, tested, experimented on and abused ... because we would prefer it done by an alien species rather than our own down here.
Free health care
(may involve some nasty face modifications)
You will never have fun again. You will never experience love. Or sex.
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Ok ok. I'm going to shoot them "captain"... ...oh ...no.. they've ..adapted... I can't... shoot them... o.h n..o..o..o..o (finally).
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Where do I sign up?
You can be your own boss, but, like, you will be your boss.
youre just swapping bosses
You will hear everyone's voice in your head at all times. Everyone must be the same. Individually is strictly banned.
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