Okay...maybe not all of these rhyme. Still, seemed funny to me, so here you go! 💜️

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[–] 20 points 1 day ago* (1 child)

Be Pan, hit with a pan

What's the odds this gets interpreted as just telling Pans to have sex with another Pan? Like, do they really need to be told that?

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  • [–] 19 points 1 day ago* (3 children)

    I do love "be lesbian, break spines," Idc if it rhymes

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  • [–] 2 points 23 hours ago (1 child)

    Be lesbian inflict deflexion?

    Be lesbian detonate empyreon?

    Be lesbian create mist carnelian?

    Be lesbian create misery Dostoyeskvian?

    Be lesbian with anger myrmelion?

    All a little prolix.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 day ago (3 children)

    Damn, poor intersex and ace people getting the most useless jobs.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 day ago

    After the first 2, they were like, "Maybe we should start making these rhyme."

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  • [–] 6 points 1 day ago

    be pan smoke pot?

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  • Be Pan, laws be damned!

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  • [–] 4 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    The pan rhyme is so weak I am sorry

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  • [–] 3 points 1 day ago

    "Go for the eyes, Boo Bi, go for the eyes!"

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  • [–] 3 points 1 day ago

    Personally going with: Cut the ace in half, into demi-ace. Be pan. become Pandemia.

    This one is missing: Be aro, shoot em with an arrow.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 day ago

    Be aro, shoot arrow

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  • They already have trouble being seen without poking people's eyes out.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 day ago

    Well if you invade on myspace I will get my cast iron pan you can be very sure about that

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