. . . His net worth at most recent estimate sits somewhere in the neighborhood of $860 billion. The 55-year-old Nazi-saluting CEO of Tesla and SpaceX, who occupies his free time posting calls for race war, could dump half a billion dollars on each of the next 16 elections in a row before he had spent one percent of his wealth. The world's richest individual spent, relative to the amount he can afford to spend, virtually no money at all. He can try this again, and he will, at larger scale and with better planning and more numerous redundancies. Unless.


The Democrats elected to all those offices will be inaugurated into a huge mess in January. The federal government is in tatters, the judiciary seeded with sneering MAGA goons like bear traps on a forest floor, the executive branch a metastatic growth of varyingly murderous criminal enterprises in unholy union with a psychotic, apocalyptic tech industry in suicide-cult thrall to bumbling chatbots. Donald Trump will still be the president. His various racist paramilitaries will still exist, and will still be disappearing people off American streets wherever they are not outright slaughtering those people in broad daylight. His senseless war against Iran will still be happening. The U.S.-abetted genocide in Palestine will still be happening. The campaign to drive trans Americans out of society will still be happening; young girls in the state of Washington will have to submit to DNA tests and/or genital inspection in order to participate in sports.

This week's results notwithstanding, the electoral map is still gerrymandered to hell, voting rights are still under assault, and the social equality gains of the 19th and 20th centuries are still being rolled back all over the place. The mainstream press will still be all but totally consolidated in the hands of a tiny number of stupid fascist assholes. Normal day-to-day shit will still be insanely expensive. The day after the swearing-in of our newly enblued Congress, life will still suck mondo ass for basically every normal American.

There's a lot to do, is what I am saying.

Somewhere amid all the Congressional hearings called for by all of this, though, someone simply must find time to break Elon Musk on the fucking wheel. The level of wealth he has attained would make him an existential threat to democracy even if the United States had reasonable campaign-finance laws, which it does not, and even if Musk were not, personally, an open and explicit enemy of pluralism, of the rule of law, and of racial and gender equality, which he is. As things stand, he is, in literal and fundamental terms, incompatible with a functional and functioning society.

Breaking Musk would be necessary even if he had not spent the past several years providing numerous perfectly good excuses for doing so. Thankfully(?), he has! Via the Trump administration's Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE), which he ran, Musk shuttered USAID; when that action's effects are done spooling out, he will be responsible for millions of deaths around the world. He has used SpaceX's Starlink network to manipulate the war in Ukraine. His car company's cars are shoddy pieces of shit, and their faulty autonomous self-driving technology routinely kills people. His space company's rockets are shoddy pieces of shit that routinely blow up high above the Earth and litter its surface with toxic burning trash.

The silver lining in allowing such obscene wealth and power to concentrate themselves in one revolting addled herb, constitutionally incapable of winning the sincere esteem of any person less detestable than himself, is this: It is a problem with the exact same size, dimensions, and outline as Elon Musk himself. Yes, OK, sure: He is in turn a symptom of a much larger and more complex problem, that of capitalism itself. We will deal with that as we go. But Elon Musk's wealth and power can be broken, as straightforwardly as by breaking Elon Musk. The most direct path to doing durable good for American democracy, right now, is the one that leaves tire tracks across Elon Musk's stupid fucking face.

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[–] 49 points 11 hours ago

There's no place in society for any nazis

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  • [–] 38 points 9 hours ago (1 child)

    According to the Epstein emails, there wasn’t a place for him in the dysfunctional society either.

    He truly is a twat

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  • [–] 23 points 10 hours ago (3 children)

    There is one place...Prison?

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  • [–] 18 points 10 hours ago

    He's been going out of his way to make sure society doesn't function.

    I think that's his plan. Don't listen to what he says, watch what he does and it will all make sense.

    He's USING words for confusion.

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  • [–] 14 points 7 hours ago

    There is no meaningful functional place for billionaires.

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  • The basket under the slicey boi

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  • [–] 11 points 9 hours ago (6 children)

    I can think of a few:

    • prison
    • launched into the sun
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  • [–] 8 points 9 hours ago (5 children)

    Launching into the sun is excessively wasteful. It's way harder than just a planet. Just a volcano will do for his kind

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  • [–] 10 points 10 hours ago (4 children)

    Send him to Mars in a tiny capsule with a few gallons of water, some freeze-dried meals, a roll of duct tape, and a box of paper clips. See if the fucker can 'genius' his way out of that scenario.

    (Spoiler: he won't, because he's a narcissistic sociopath who climbs on the backs of better people, not a genius.)

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  • [–] 2 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

    Even a genius would die in that situation. I say send him with a year's supplies, and a camera set up, and no transmission equipment.

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  • [–] 10 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

    Billionaires shouldn't exist. They are nothing but parasites leeching the life out of society.

    Bring back volcano sacrifices.

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  • [–] 9 points 9 hours ago

    Financial obesity is neurotoxic, an existential threat to any society that tolerates it, and needs to cease being celebrated, rewarded, and positioned as an aspirational goal.

    Corporations are the only ‘persons’ which should be subjected to capital punishment, but trillionaires should be forced to transition into billionaires, and billionaires should be euthanised through taxation.

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    Or billionaires! Fuck that shit. Cap it at $99,999,999.99. This is what they get to spend for the rest of their lives. Everything you make after this goes into taxes. If you go bankrupt, boo fucking hoo, you lost it all. Not our problem.

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  • [–] 8 points 9 hours ago

    We didn't have a new holiday where everybody gets to line up behind Elon and deliver one swift kick to the ass. How many people live in America? Eh, it doesn't matter. Ass bones are going to be turned into sand before the day is even done.

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  • [–] 8 points 4 hours ago (3 children)

    The only place for him and every other Epstein class asshole is a supermax prison under ground.

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  • [–] 8 points 8 hours ago (3 children)

    Counterpoint. Prison is a place.

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  • [–] 7 points 10 hours ago

    I'm sure we should find a place for him in a howitzer pointed at a cliff

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  • [–] 6 points 5 hours ago

    He's a nazi. Nazis don't belong in society. Duhh.

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  • [–] 6 points 3 hours ago

    Didn't he also shut down the office that was investigating him because he was about to go to prison if they completed their investigation?

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  • [–] 5 points 8 hours ago*

    There is no place in a modern society for conservatives or their billionaire leaders.

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  • [–] 4 points 9 hours ago

    Someone please take him to the vet and put him down already.

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  • [–] 2 points 9 hours ago

    Well there is one place...

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  • [–] 2 points 9 hours ago

    He could probably fill shelves at a grocery store, at least on the graveyard shift.

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  • [–] 0 points 1 hour ago (1 child)

    The only problem is that laws to address musk's stain on society are inherently arbitrary and capricious, which makes the laws illegal

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    [–] 12 points 11 hours ago* (1 child)

    Elon Musk is proof that USA is not a functional democracy. But of course he is not the only problem. He is just the currently most prominent private problem. Trump himself is also a symptom of US democracy not working.

    No single person should be allowed to hold such a significant part of the wealth as Musk does in a democracy, and No single person should be allowed to hold the executive powers of the US president in a democracy.

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  • [–] 3 points 10 hours ago*

    Send him to Mars in a tiny capsule with a few gallons of water, some freeze-dried meals, a roll of duct tape, and a box of paper clips. See if the fucker can 'genius' his way out of that scenario.

    (Spoiler: he won't, because he's a narcissistic sociopath who climbs on the backs of better people, not a genius.)

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  • [–] 3 points 7 hours ago

    Title would still be correct even if he wasn't rich. Bro just straight up sucks

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  • [–] 2 points 7 hours ago (1 child)

    There is, it’s at the bottom of a deep hole, covered in fresh concrete

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  • [–] 2 points 6 hours ago

    Feet first into a very slow feeding meat grinder that empties into a bioreactor for sewage treatment is better than fresh concrete.

    The concrete could be weakened by the body. The bioreactor could make something useful out of Musk.

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  • [–] 0 points 10 hours ago

    Yeah? How? Property rights are sacred in the US and the current power of government is on his side snd will protect him. As they are the current power, they will also protect themselves. There is only violent overthrow. That is the only option we have left ourselves.

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