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[–] 115 points 13 hours ago (21 children)

What my agency has been told.

Latest as of 2026-11-12 2:18:39 PM (EST)

Status: Investigating
We've determined that the elevated load isn't driven by an overall increase in traffic, but by a large number of servers being unexpectedly unavailable, which is shifting load onto the remaining infrastructure. We're investigating what's causing these servers to become unavailable while we work to safely return them to service.

Maybe they should try asking copilot why all those serves are unavailable.

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  • [–] [S] 49 points 13 hours ago* (8 children)
  • [–] 48 points 13 hours ago (5 children)

    Is Clippy alright? Is he safe?

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  • [–] 16 points 12 hours ago (3 children)

    I don't think anyone has heard from Clippy. I'm really worried right now.

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  • [–] 13 points 8 hours ago

    "You're absolutely right, turning those servers off as a cost-cutting effort was a mistake, and has caused more problems than it has solved. I'm still learning, so I appreciate your understanding and patience 🙏"

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  • [–] 7 points 10 hours ago

    Something something paired core routers went down during audit tasks in AMER and EMEA knocking 2 AZs offline at the same time. Automation did what automation do and eff it all up. Now it takes all hands on deck to untangle it.

    The internal messaging is nuts.

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  • [–] 3 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

    load balancers are just turned into total load takers.

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  • [–] 130 points 13 hours ago (5 children)

    Get rekt. Vibe code this, you layoff fucking happy prrrrrricks

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  • [–] 22 points 13 hours ago* (4 children)
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  • [–] 61 points 10 hours ago (3 children)

    I'm really glad Microsoft did all that work turning Outlook into a live service web wrapper that can't function offline because now when they do something stupid I basically get the day off.

    Keep fucking up Microsoft.

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  • [–] 51 points 13 hours ago

    [caused by a] large number of servers being unexpectedly unavailable

    This is basically just the definition of what an outage is. No shit, Sherlock.

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  • [–] 45 points 13 hours ago

    Have they tried throwing more vibe-codes slop at the problem? Or laying off all the workers...?

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  • [–] 43 points 9 hours ago (1 child)

    Are we already at the point where they've fired so many engineers to be taken over by AI that they can't fix it by themselves anymore?

    Fuck Microsoft

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  • [–] 32 points 13 hours ago

    Microslop Outlook at work keeps blinking in the calendar view, and feels more unstable after each update.

    I'm sure firing 25% of their workforce will help...

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  • [–] 27 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

    What's it called now? Microsoft Copilot 365 Outlook?

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  • [–] 25 points 13 hours ago (4 children)

    My bosses sent out an email informing people of the outage through Outlook... [facepalm]

    Also, placing 5$ on it being a BGP issue.

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  • [–] 14 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

    Our IT is hamstrung so HR sent a text blast about the outage. Good thinking, hilarious failure.

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  • [–] 17 points 12 hours ago (6 children)

    Its way more than Microsoft. Someone fucked up again lol.

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  • [–] 6 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (2 children)

    Is it DNS? Is DNS again, isn't it?

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  • [–] 4 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

    What is affected other than Microsoft?

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  • [–] 18 points 13 hours ago (19 children)

    Now half the planet is in a panic because they don’t have email 🤣

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  • [–] 34 points 13 hours ago (17 children)
  • [–] 17 points 13 hours ago (15 children)

    That stupid sound Teams makes when a message arrives puts me in a terrible mood every single time.

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  • [–] 6 points 13 hours ago (11 children)

    Our company relies pretty heavily on teams, apparently. Someone (regional operations director) asked me if I saw their teams message. I told him I exit out as soon as it opens and have never used it in 4 years. Email me or call me like an adult.

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  • [–] 7 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (8 children)

    That's insane to me.

    I don't want phone calls, and I certainly don't really care for emails, way over used.

    As a person that got used to being online with IRC and Usenet, I gotta say Teams (as a pain in the ass as it is) is the best way to communicate (if that is the chat type tool you have).

    You don't have to respond right away, you have the information collected in chat channels, you can bring in others into the chat.

    But most importantly: it is the only one that makes sense with asynchronous remote work.

    A phone call? I tell people I do not have a phone anymore, there is no number to call. Why would you want interruption?

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  • [–] 1 point 5 hours ago (1 child)

    Only one? What about Slack?

    Even WhatsApp does all that you said, and has a webpage view.

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  • [–] 1 point 4 hours ago

    I said if its the tool you happen to have, its right there in the sentence. I would be just as happy to do all of this with IRC.

    Are you seriously recommending WhatsApp? I wouldn't use that personally, and I got to say I wouldn't even use it if you paid me.

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  • [–] 1 point 9 hours ago (3 children)

    I dont like calls either. I have to send back documents, email is 99% of the comms i use. Teams worked in a previous role that was constant group work on a single thing.

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  • [–] 2 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

    I have to send back documents,

    You guys still passing around documents? I try and put a stop to that as soon as I see it.

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  • [–] 1 point 4 hours ago*

    The thing I hate about Teams is how it's constantly interrupting what I'm doing with notifications. I'm trying to concentrate on some problem or debug some issue then bling-bling...bling....bling-bling...bling and I've lost that concentration.

    Though part of it is just how people seem to use Teams at my job. A bunch of @all group chats (the whole channels area is barely touched) and a couple of people having a conversation in one of the chats blissfully unaware they are annoying 30 other people who don't care about whatever they are talking about. Can't just leave the chat as managers and leads seem to think these chats are great way (and the only way) to disseminate important information. Though I may put the chat on mute...then forget I did that for a while...

    I'd vastly prefer if people used email instead, unless it's actually truly urgent enough to interrupt everyone's work with it.

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  • [–] 9 points 8 hours ago

    My school uses it as their email and I had to make my class online only for today because of personal reasons. Could I reach my students? Nope!

    But, I did mention it during class on Tuesday and also last week, so people who remembered joined. A cool student also let confused people know in person since she was around. I still made it optional and just gave personalized feedback to students who stuck around.

    It's wasn't as bad as when Canvas dropped cause of AWS outage during finals week. That was not fun.

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  • [–] 4 points 8 hours ago (3 children)

    I only have email from before 1pm and it's 723pm right now.

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  • [–] 2 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

    What would your inbox count normally be? That could be normal for me based on what's (not) happening at my workplace.

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  • [–] 6 points 12 hours ago (1 child)

    At least emails retry I guess

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  • [–] 5 points 13 hours ago

    My inbox has never been so quiet.

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  • [–] 5 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

    Nine fives is still better than a coin flip.

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  • [–] 5 points 4 hours ago

    One of my jobs today was to scan in a pile of receipts, and to email it to my boss. Outlook was down. Easy day today

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  • [–] 4 points 13 hours ago

    Copilot has discovered BGP

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  • [–] 4 points 13 hours ago

    I was just trying to update an account to not use my hotmail address, and oh look I can't get the email to start the process. Come on.

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  • [–] 4 points 13 hours ago

    Mission critical my butt

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