I have another question, is being on SCOTUS a part time job?

I can already teach his class for him. Here is how civil rights work, courtesy of Clarence Thomas:

1. Get invited to the supreme court.
2. You get to decide what civil rights are, and what they aren't.
3. Make them up as you go, however you please.

That's clearly what he's learned from his own experiences, it would be dishonest for him to teach anything else.

Bill Clinton to teach about Monogamy at University of Arkansas

Donald Trump to teach ethics

Floyd Mayweather to teach literature

Well he would be an expert, he's helped take away most of them.

Uncle Tom’s Introduction to Civil Rights (and how to keep uppity black folk in line)

Did Joe Rogan open up another Comedy Mothership location on UT campus?

Is he going to talk about the friends he turned in to the FBI when he pretended he was fighting for Civil Rights?

Lol. And Trump will teach a course on ethics.

Wouldn't he be better suited for courses like "Civil Wrongs" or "Corruption 101"?

I fully expect his lesson plan to include calling MLK Jr. the n-word along with a song and dance number about how segregation was "Kinda based actually."

Maybe he could just die instead.

I hope every student hits him with the hard ball questions that he's never had to actually face in his comfy little ivory tower. Repeatedly remind him he's a piece of shit hypocrite.

There should be some Harriet Beecher Stowe on the syllabus — I’d love to hear Clarence Thomas teach Uncle Tom’s Cabin.

What a joke, he's an enemy of human rights.

How will he teach civil rights? We're not allowed to talk about anything that might make white people feel bad. How does one teach about the 19th amendment without discussing gender?

Where of course he'll stand firmly on the "opposed" side of the discussion, as he has in his time as a justice

What next? Netanyahu lecturing on equality? Trump lecturing at MENSA?

Civil wrongs.

Clarence Thomas is a Peter-Principled mediocrity who convinced himself that going to Yale somehow closed more doors than it opened for him, and ironically he let that bitterness turn him from a promising, if rigid, attorney into the exact kind of token he feared people saw him as. We are therefore subject to a naive and inflexible judicial philosophy that somehow always breaks in favor of whatever nonsense the Republican party wants, and he's so scarred by his own self-defeating choices that he sees no issue in running a grift to get the money he thinks he deserves.

He wasn't born to be a monster, but he sure made himself one. He'd be a tragic figure if he weren't fucking over the entire country in real life.

The good news is this is just a side hustle. I thought for a second he was going to retire and the beaten Republicans were going to replace him with one of Trump's Press Secretaries. The last one that claimed to be a lawyer despite never passing the bar, maybe?

Clarence "Uncle" Thomas?

You need to be a civil right expert if you want to efficiently violate so many of them during your career.

I hope his students pelt him with apples.

Class syllabus:

Week 1: "Get paid up front"

Rest of the weeks: Call in sick

Final Project: Write 5 pages on why it's OK to bribe people under Citizens United

And Trump will teach ethics?

It's desecrating to their memory to have this piece of shit mention them at all.

Lesson 1: Citizens United and the emancipation of corporate-Americans

I'd assumed it'd be a seminar on RV law

I really thought this was the onion. Satire is dead.

Hey, at least he's doing honest work to supplement his salary this time.

Roberts wants the Court to be seen as nonpartisan, so he's instructed the conservative Justices to take bribes from Democrats too.

~~"University of Texas" is an idiom ~~

dangit. I fucked that up. I meant oxymoron.

The actual title if the course is CIV-666 Civil Rights of Billionaires for the Uncle Tom.

/s

Why is our world like this now. This is not how things are supposed to be.

I would like to refer to the ancient adage of "Skinfolk ain't always kinfolk". I would like to submit this picture in particular as the photograph in its dictionary entry. All in favor?

How many luxury RVs are they paying him?

how to put your pubes on your coke can, to Sexually harrass one of your interns no doubt. and also to hate people of your own race/demographic/"left" for not supporting your poor career path or lack therof.

I hope this is a The Onion story.

"Civil rights: how to clean your ass with them"

Man, I sure hope some patriot unhinged person doesn't use the fact we know where and when he'll be to cause him to be persuaded to shuffle this mortal coil, leaving an opening in SCOTUS that Trump can't fill with a similar right wing christofacist due to the fact Democrats hold the Senate.

The entirety of his course...

"CIVIL RIGHTS ARE BAD! STOP ASKING FOR THEM YOU SCUMMY PEOPLE! NOW GET OFF MY LAWN!!"

...and in other news, Ray Cohen is going to teach LGBTQ studies.

No matter your race, colour of skin you can be corrupt and be safe from any repercussions. What is more DEI than that.

He has his so screw yours black folk.

"Well, when minorities want rights and shit..."

Unqualified

Lol. Don't let him.