The rattling sound of the glass pieces inside him as he fishes some of them out will never leave me.

I thought that's what this whole post was about, and I just didn't understand the MLP connection.

Are all photos of jars on the internet not always a direct reference to that video?

If not, what are we even doing here?

You should find his interview about it. It's somehow worse than the video.

Hey, thanks. I appreciate you looking into this, because I had no idea about that video.

That guy was also such an idiot. FFS, get a jar, jizz in it once, then stick it in the freezer. Every time you bust one, do it right into that freezer jar. Fill it up one freezer splooge at a time. Always freshly frozen like spring peas.

Then, on the appointed hour, thaw the jar in the fridge over a day, like a Thanksgiving turkey of shame. And pour it all in and top of the plastic thing made in a factory that represents your unfulfilled essential need to connect to humans. Then bust your last live round on top, and call the job done. Feel accomplishment. Put that jizz jar art project in the fridge to enjoy for however long one's fleeting mental health episode lasts.

So frustrating. It's like people have to reinvent the kink wheel every time.

It gets easier. But you gotta do it every day. That's the hard part. But it does get easier.

I believe the guy forgot the jar on the radiator and it boiled his own cum into a gas that dispersed around his house.