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Go ahead. Look it up. You know you want to. (lemmy.world)
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[–] 30 points 1 day ago (24 children)

A clue for un-indoctrinated?

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  • [–] 38 points 1 day ago (14 children)

    The others are teasing you, hoping the full horror will hit you when you find it. I'm going to try to give you an inoculation.

    spoilerDude takes the rainbow dash figurine, puts it in a jar. Masturbates a lot, fills the jar. Also talks a lot about how he thinks rainbow dash feels during all this.

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  • [–] 22 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

    That is worse than I imagined.

    what am i doing why am i engaging with this

    Wouldn’t it take an insanely long time to fill the jar?

    Like, in sequential ejaculation studies the max volume per day 10-20ml/day, skewing lower (apparently they don’t study this unless there’s something different about the subjects)

    So how big was this jar? A standard jam jar is 370ml, so we’re looking at 24-37 days. Wouldn’t it be incredibly rancid and disgusting by then?

    Edit: oh my god

    So I was trying this new technique where I would ejaculate into a separate jar and pour that into the original Cum Jar in order to have as little contact with the stinking, rotten, boiled Cum Jar that's over one year old. And it looks like it's working pretty good as you will notice in the other pictures Ill be posting in a few minutes.

    Maybe there isn’t a god after all. Why did I look this up.

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  • [–] 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)

    Hey, thanks. I appreciate you looking into this, because I had no idea about that video.

    That guy was also such an idiot. FFS, get a jar, jizz in it once, then stick it in the freezer. Every time you bust one, do it right into that freezer jar. Fill it up one freezer splooge at a time. Always freshly frozen like spring peas.

    Then, on the appointed hour, thaw the jar in the fridge over a day, like a Thanksgiving turkey of shame. And pour it all in and top of the plastic thing made in a factory that represents your unfulfilled essential need to connect to humans. Then bust your last live round on top, and call the job done. Feel accomplishment. Put that jizz jar art project in the fridge to enjoy for however long one's fleeting mental health episode lasts.

    So frustrating. It's like people have to reinvent the kink wheel every time.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    I think the most shocking thing about this is the dedication. It's not the sort of stupid thing you can do while drunk one time in an hour. To fill a jar you need to be at it for days. Possibly weeks.

    And here I can't even get to the gym consistently. What the fuck.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 day ago

    And it wasn't just a hypothetical or something. This concept was introduced to everyone when someone had made a 4chan post with a picture of the figurine in the jar and explaining what they have been doing.

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  • [–] 29 points 1 day ago (3 children)

    Wgw8vJr3Bg11gFG.jpg

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  • [–] 4 points 1 day ago* (2 children)

    I don't have lime, but I do have a salty liquid!

    eeewwww
    The coconut one was even worse!

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