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[–] 54 points 2 days ago

Oh good. Now Boebert will have time to deal with her pedophile son instead of sucking up to a pedophile president.

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  • [–] [S] 40 points 2 days ago (6 children)

    She's gonna count every vote? Okay, then. And after that?

    BUH.

    BYE.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 days ago (3 children)

    Now that she's unemployed and unemployable, she needs a hobby and new skills. Learning to count numbers over her finger quantity will be an exciting journey for her. I only hope she stays out of the headlines forever.

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  • [–] 23 points 2 days ago* (2 children)

    Re the thumbnail: "Here we observe the christofascist in its natural environment, identified by its unique prayer pose, not seen in other species." They always hold one hand up like that like they're making an antenna that channels the god energy down to the earth to complete the circuit that makes the magic spell happen.

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  • [–] 17 points 2 days ago (2 children)

    Kind of weird that AP still hasn't called it. Looking at their own estimates of the percentage of votes that have already been counted it seems like the worst-case scenario is that the race tightens by a few hundred votes. The margin is 3,200 votes.

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  • [–] 14 points 2 days ago (3 children)

    Later hoebert. Try not to suck any dicks on your way to the car park.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 days ago (1 child)

    I'm sure even Handy Oakley's handsy-ness gets tired eventually even for herself

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  • [–] 6 points 2 days ago

    Congrats, Eileen. You did a good job already.

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