One of those upside down ketchup bottles, but shaped like his head so it pours out his neck

I wonder if this is exactly why they chose this product, its actually good SEO in theory. Countrywide, if not worldwide, awareness that kirk was shot, people typing kirk shot for more info, (kirkshot)sauce is one of the first things that comes up, or at least fairly high up the rankings. Horrendous, but functional.

🎵 we eat charlie kiiiiirk ^TM 🎵

🎵 our anus caaaries the flaaaaame 🎵

🎵 we'll fight to buy his hot sauce 🎵

🎵 we'll honor his naaaame 🎵

If done right, both are a pain in the neck.

Classic white racist. Hates our people, but loves our food.

American 'hot sauce'

It's just vinegar though innit?

Hey man nice shot.

Wait a second... Data can't use contractions!

The hosts of I've Had It Podcast are getting cancelled because they laughed too hard at a Charlie Kirk joke.

Is this like... a thing? Is it really? Like a neck shot is now called a Kirk shot? Like, I don't hate it  ¯_(ツ)_/¯

I bet this is like drinking the blood of jesus for some people.

Data was in TNG, Kirk in TOS, know the difference

You are not getting away with Data using a contraction just because it’s a shitpost!

He was one of the few who recognised the genozide