Blech, I hate vinegar sauces. Frank's Red Hot smells like the water that comes out of a dumpster. Any of the similar ones are all nasty. 90% vinegar, tiny bit of red pepper.

Cholula is a little bit on the vinegar side, but at least the extra spicy has more chili in it. I don't need to nuke my tongue, I just want a little kick of pepper on the taco.

Probably, conservatives have no taste as it is.

Also some variety of hot (red) pepper. I mean, while it is being sold to white people, it's not like the target demographic is the British. Conquered half the world for spices and now they just eat the blandest food imaginable; I'm pretty sure they'd combust if they just had yellow mustard, much less something with capsaicin in it.