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[–] 72 points 1 day ago (3 children)
  • [–] 59 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    CEOs better watch out, Luigi's brother has entered the chat.

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  • [–] 30 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (6 children)

    Movember?

    (No, I'm no fun at parties. Why do you ask?)

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  • [–] 24 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

    I liked the beard but it doesn't matter much if the politics are the same.

    Go mandami.

    Hope I spelled it right.

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  • [–] 19 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

    Ditching a good looking beard is always a dangerous venture.

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  • [–] 14 points 22 hours ago*

    Wamamdario about to turn up and lower taxes for the wealthy.

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  • [–] 14 points 16 hours ago

    He has that Ted Lasso look and seems super upbeat even in the face of adversity.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 child)

    We’ve had Luigi, so are we now ready to take on the boss? Is our party complete?

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  • [–] 11 points 1 day ago

    Lookin' a lot like Marx... But Groucho, not Karl.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

    Time to hand it to the bourgeoisie elite with a blue shell.

    That is when those at the bottom get a blue shell to take those out at the front.

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  • [–] 10 points 22 hours ago (1 child)

    No that's him from the mirror universe. He's evil. He's going to add pot holes to city streets.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 day ago

    Yahoo!! Let's a go!

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  • [–] 9 points 22 hours ago* (1 child)

    I can't wait for the OVER 9000 PLUGS REMOVED meme when he inevitably fixes the sewer drains

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  • [–] 7 points 1 day ago

    In a better universe he’d be Mario to Luigi’s Luigi

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  • [–] 5 points 8 hours ago (1 child)

    If I knew he would do this I would have NEVER voted for him! The beard was the source of all his powers!

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  • [–] 5 points 1 day ago

    SWING YOUR SIXTEEN INCHES FROM SIDE TO SIDE

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  • [–] 5 points 1 day ago

    Almost looks like Groucho

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  • [–] 16 points 13 hours ago (11 children)

    I really hate that Gen-Z made the porn/cop mustache popular again. I hated it in the 80s and I still hate it today. You look like a fucking jackass with one.

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  • [–] 0 points 13 hours ago (6 children)

    Never trust a man who purposefully grows a mustache. If I'm shaving my face it's either all going bald or all staying stubble.

    Not saying he's a bad guy, in fact everything I've seen about him seems positive...but purposefully grooming facial hair is kinda ick for me

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  • [–] 11 points 8 hours ago (3 children)

    purposefully grooming facial hair is kinda ick for me

    that's just weird breh, not to shit your kink in the mouth but

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  • [–] 3 points 16 hours ago

    Movember PR perhaps?

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  • [–] 5 points 7 hours ago (1 child)

    I'm always glad when an otherwise good looking dude decides to make the really stupid life decision of wearing a mustache. As a seven myself, it's great when the competition takes themselves out. This guy does no wrong.

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