A young man wearing a backwards cap busts into a party and announces "HEY LADIES FERTILE FREDDY IS IN THE HOUSE!"

His incredulous friend grasps his shoulders and quickly pulls him aside, saying "freddy dude you can't go around introducing yourself as "fertile freddy""

Freddy begins to reply "But the internet said if-"

"THE INTERNET DOES NOT HAVE YOUR BEST INTEREST IN MIND" he interjects.

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[–] 32 points 1 week ago (1 child)

Too late. Dude got knocked up.

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  • [–] 28 points 1 week ago (3 children)

    Wait what, I thought y'all were my best friends?! :c

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  • [–] [S] 24 points 1 week ago (2 children)

    We are, charming chezus. Now place the toilet paper roll so it unfurls toward the wall

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  • [–] 21 points 1 week ago (7 children)

    He means virile. Fertile would be the kind of woman he's looking for.

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  • [–] 20 points 1 week ago (4 children)

    On the one hand, the internet telling him the wrong word for the point he likely wanted to make proves the comic's point, but then here you are, also on the internet, providing the correct information. I don't know what to believe anymore.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

    Whatever you do don't trust me. I'm lying.

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  • [–] [S] 8 points 1 week ago

    Don't know what to believe in?? Hey buddy, my blog has some clarification that you might need. AngerAndResentmentForConfusedYoungMen.blogspot.AI

    Also check out my YouTube
    @WomenBeingArrested

    And second channel
    @RacewarEconomics

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  • Yeah, it should be "Fecund Freddy". People always get "fertility" and "fecundity" mixed up.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 child)

    They said be confident. Be yourself.

    Not like this.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 week ago

    Hi, I'm seeding Sibbo.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 week ago

    We're in it for the lulz.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 week ago*

    Why you gotta rain on my parade, Vernon?

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